JERRY SEINFELD’S WIFE JESSICA TAKES A NIGHT OFF

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We wonder what Jerry Seinfeld thinks about his wife Jessica’s new look. Jessica’s been hanging with Madonna (they have Kabbalah in common) and she just might be picking up some fashion influence. When the girls went to see the Broadway musical “Fela,” (which was produced by Jay-Z and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett) Jessica left her conservative clothes at home on Long Island. She’s uncharacteristically tarted up in a sexy black lace dress under a black satin coat with pagoda shoulders, topped off with thigh high black leather boots. Madonna looks tame in comparison.

21 thoughts on “JERRY SEINFELD’S WIFE JESSICA TAKES A NIGHT OFF

  1. Ugh, to each his own, but what did Jerry see in her. She is a gold-digger, but what is worse is she is now mixed up in the demonic cult of Kabbalah with the queen skank of the world. I can’t imagine Jerry going along with this. If he is not a member of it yet, for sure Madonna and company will be trying to get him.

  2. I can’t stand this skank. She had just come back from her honeymoon whe she left her husband for Jerry Seinfeld. Wasn’t married a month. Both of them are pigs! No respect for marriage. She is just another ugly ***. The city is full of them.

  3. I totally agree with the above poster. She is nothing more than a money grubbing user. What did she ever accomplish on her own? Oh that’s right, she wrote a cook book with ideas that she stole from another author.

  4. What does this fugly skag have.? She left one multi-millionaire for a richer multi-millionaire, and she is rather plain looking. Seinfeld is nuts, she looks like a streetwalker, and ‘what goes around comes around’.

  5. Well she got oodles of money and a mansion in the Hamptons…and…she will get what’s coming to her sooner or later. One thing though in her favor….she has chutzpah and has fooled many, but not yours truly. She is a phony and has no class and money can’t buy class.

  6. PS to the above: Also, since she is mixed up with Ho-donna and Kabbalah proves she has no wisdom, no understanding, and no life outside her rich snob ‘friends’ in the Hamptons.

  7. I agree with all you wise and observant posters above. You took the words right out of my mouth. I was wondering the same things when he suddenly showed up with her way back when and it was in the press what she had done, left her newlywed husband for Jerry! I wondered THEN what Jerry saw in her and why he was so dense that he couldn’t see right thru her and figure her out in two seconds1 I guess being funny and rich doesn’t nessessarily bring with it common sense, huh? Poor, dumb, dense, Jeryy. He” lose most of his fortune to her someday and then wonder WHY?

  8. I have never seen a photo that shows her as attractive, pretty or nice looking. Most likely the outside mirrors the inside.

    As for the above photo – sour and hard looking b***h needs to soften up.

    Dressing like that out on her own, most likely bored and looking for new drama/man in her life – I hope so, I gotta thing for Jerry xxx

  9. If she was ruthless, selfish, manipulative and eager to steal and publish author Missy Chase Lapine’ work for profit and dare her to sue; why wouldn’t she go for whatever else is out there that will make her more big bucks, including joining the celebrity crazy train; “I make up my own religion” crowd? Perhaps she likes the ladies now, married to that creepy jerk

  10. Wow, I didn’t know anything about Jerry’s wife until now. Damn!!

  11. There’s just something really wrong with a woman who would marry one man, and then leave him after the honeymoon for another man.

  12. Lenny: I remember when this story broke. I think Seinfeld laid eyes on her at the L.A. airport and just ‘had to have her’. After 3 weeks of marriage, Jessica Sklar left her mega rich guy for Jerry, a mega mega rich guy. Oy vey.

  13. She’s a wannabe, a girl who was never cool but snagged a rich Jewish hubby that led her to meet Seinfeld. She is trying to act like she has hipster cred, which is so ridiculous to any NY’er who ever knew her.

  14. jerry has a wife?
    I SAW HIM LAST WEEK WITH A COCK IN HIS MOUTH!!

  15. Casonia sade logenberry..Two ladies tossed off of Hells kitchen and the reason is there actions did not match there words. Saying it and not doing it is away out the door. Put up or shut up! says:

    Jerry has a family and that is fantastic and great that he found love and know a family and his wife is hanging with one of the most powerful woman of all time Madonna…Great and wonderful to have that special time and to get some mommy time and just alittle break is wonderful and Healthy and really good.

  16. Casonia sade logenberry..Two ladies tossed off of Hells kitchen and the reason is there actions did not match there words. Saying it and not doing it is away out the door. Put up or shut up! says:

    Mr Seinfeld has a wife that really cares and has massive amount of passion and know how to the table and I Can see the way they look at each other with love in there heart and soul mate of soul.

  17. Casonia sade logenberry..Two ladies tossed off of Hells kitchen and the reason is there actions did not match there words. Saying it and not doing it is away out the door. Put up or shut up! says:

    This woman you have Mr Seinfeld is amazing and smart and on top of her game and know what to look out for and gathers information that is going to work well for the future?

  18. Dang. I saw you at Walmart digging in someone else’s nose!!!!

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