There’s nothing we like better than a celebrity making fun of another celebrity. Napolean Dynamite‘s Haylie Duff and a girlfriend were browsing in Beauty Collection in Sherman Oaks when they came upon a display of Jessica Simpson‘s clip-on hair extensions. Haylie squealed “Will you look at that POUT in every picture – trying SO hard to look sexy!” and she stuck out her lower lip and mimicked Jessica’s mouth. They both laughed and Haylie picked up a shank of the fake hair and held it to her head “How could she put her NAME on something like this?” “For the MONEY, that’s how!” the friend informed her, as they walked away giggling.
Jessica would put her name on toliet paper for the right amount of money
I build her a cake.
I loathe Jessica. she screeches when she sings and that dumb blonde routine is so played out and annoying. I think Nick was a good guy and that girl was too self important to see it.
Her Dad made her do it.
I agree with 4:31. Jessica’s slimy dad makes all the decisions.
Money is the name of the game. Simpson is known for her “beauty products” (her line of wigs, make-up, etc)Maybe Duff (meow) is not popular enough to be offered those types of endorsements. (I AM NOT A JESSICA FAN.)
IT’S A SMART MOVE…HOW LONG HAS
SHE GOT, MAKE IT $$$ WHILE YOU
CAN…TICK…TICK…
Let’s address the very unlady like and un dignified comments made by Haley in public – loud enough to be reprinted. Wouldn’t it be nice if we required all these over indulged brats to act like adults and not glamourize everything they do? What if they did not get attention for their bad behavior? What if we ignored them for exposing their private areas and expected them to act like ladies? What if our young girls saw this instead and wanted to mimick lady like behavior instead of this crass, classless, cheap, vulgar nonsense we see on a daily basis? I’m no prude but we all know there will always be the “girls you take home to meet mom and the girls you don’t” Hollywood used to expect this from their stars when they went out in public let’s start this trend again. btw, any of you see the boys acting as vile as the girls? interesting…
p.s. Jessica’s merchandise is reflective of the price point and the audience she is trying to offer the affordable way to have this look. The average folk could not pull off Jessica’s extraordinary way of creating many looks on a average budget. This allows all those girls who want to do this a means that won’t break a parent’s budget. No, at that price point you won’t get the premium real hair – but what the heck it’s fun for the girls anyway. I think it’s lovely and good for her.
Someone send Britney some of these. Those trashy weaves she keeps getting look as bad as this shit.
Someone tell the Duffs that their 15 mins are over, so they can’t talk. They are both incredibly fug.
Hillary Duff is ugly. She and her sister look like horses.
Please keep the comments positive and not personal. The 8:25 comment is directed at behavior and is not personal.
Jessica Simpson really is a twit.She could be doing ads for Dior,Prada.Yet shes shilling Pizzas,Acne skin care.Tacky lip gloss and now hair that looks like it belongs on a cheap dolls head.She should fire her backwoods banjo strumming father and hire a REAL manager that can pull her career out of the bargin bin……Oh No
Jessica Simpson really is a twit.She could be doing ads for Dior,Prada.Yet shes shilling Pizzas,Acne skin care.Tacky lip gloss and now hair that looks like it belongs on a cheap dolls head.She should fire her backwoods banjo strumming father and hire a REAL manager that can pull her career out of the bargin bin……Oh No
Jessica Simpson really is a twit.She could be doing ads for Dior,Prada.Yet shes shilling Pizzas,Acne skin care.Tacky lip gloss and now hair that looks like it belongs on a cheap dolls head.She should fire her backwoods banjo strumming father and hire a REAL manager that can pull her career out of the bargin bin……Oh No
all hail the power of the bargin bin! Have you taken a look lately at who is on the bargain bin wagon… why don’t you take a stroll through Target, H&M et al an have the likes of Stella McCartney, Madonna, Marc jacobs – the list goes on. Smart folk have figured out that the people can afford the non-bargain bin stuff are only five percent of the population in the United States. That’s pretty slim pickin’…How’s that bargain bin looking now?
Looks like you,tacky
The Bargin bin still looks like the bargin bin.The difference is dear,you dont see people like madonna or stella shopping in the bargin bin do you?They design clothes etc for H&M,Still not the same as shilling for pizza and acne cream and wiggletts,Tacky is what tacky is,and Jessica is now the Queen of tacky.Look at her cd sales and movie career,if selling to the masses meant more for her career than hey go for it.But all its done for her is turn her into a punchline,and that is not a good career move.I”ll mail you a coupon for tissues to cry for her career……Oh No!
The Bargin bin still looks like the bargin bin.The difference is dear,you dont see people like madonna or stella shopping in the bargin bin do you?They design clothes etc for H&M,Still not the same as shilling for pizza and acne cream and wiggletts,Tacky is what tacky is,and Jessica is now the Queen of tacky.Look at her cd sales and movie career,if selling to the masses meant more for her career than hey go for it.But all its done for her is turn her into a punchline,and that is not a good career move.I”ll mail you a coupon for tissues to cry for her career……Oh No!
The Bargin bin still looks like the bargin bin.The difference is dear,you dont see people like madonna or stella shopping in the bargin bin do you?They design clothes etc for H&M,Still not the same as shilling for pizza and acne cream and wiggletts,Tacky is what tacky is,and Jessica is now the Queen of tacky.Look at her cd sales and movie career,if selling to the masses meant more for her career than hey go for it.But all its done for her is turn her into a punchline,and that is not a good career move.I”ll mail you a coupon for tissues to cry for her career……Oh No!
I think her ditzy blonde look/act is tired and played out. The guy in the ad looks NOT healthy. It’s basically pageant hair.
LOL… Hedda you slam dunked that pesky bargin bin dollar store shopper.
Just making my point,not trying or meant to slam anyone.After all its gossip and fun.But I still think Jessica Simpson is tacky.And should can her mud flap of a father……Oh No!
Just making my point,not trying or meant to slam anyone.After all its gossip and fun.But I still think Jessica Simpson is tacky.And should can her mud flap of a father……Oh No!
Just making my point,not trying or meant to slam anyone.After all its gossip and fun.But I still think Jessica Simpson is tacky.And should can her mud flap of a father……Oh No!
Hedda darling if you really think that Madonna and Stella are burning the midnight oil and letting little droplets of sweat drop from their brow as they design for H&M and the like perhaps it is you who should reevaluate your career. Proactiv has drawn some pretty high ranking stars to do their bidding – afterall stars are not exempt from all human conditions. Jessica had a soft cd, so what? She writes music and anyone in the music industry will tell you that is the best way to ensure career longevity and she can sing. she plays to her talent which is wise. She is not destined to be an oscar winner nor does she aspire. You may think what she does is tacky but she knows who her audience is and as far as being a ditzy blonde – she’s crazy like a fox…let’s put tacky and kleenex where it belongs, with Britney’s career. p.s. I’m not really a Jessica fan it’s just business
By the way you don’t see Jessica shopping in the dollar bins or “forgetting” her under pants either…oh no!
Her career will be dead and gone in 1 to 2 years.And that to you is smart? well thank god your not a manager.lol……Oh No!
Her career will be dead and gone in 1 to 2 years.And that to you is smart? well thank god your not a manager.lol……Oh No!
Her career will be dead and gone in 1 to 2 years.And that to you is smart? well thank god your not a manager.lol……Oh No!
I think that Jessica Simpson made a big mistake when they shut down her
“Dessert Treats” line of cosmetics.
They were beautiful and smelled great!
They landed at Ocean State Job Lot Stores in the East for 90% of their value! What a shame! They are hot on Ebay too!
Has Hayley Duff actually done anything besides act a tiny role in “Napoleon Dynamite” and ride her sister’s coattails? I’m no fan of Jessica Simpson’s, but Hayley should really shut the fuck up.
T’is called building an empire – check it Hedda Love. As far as her supposed shilling pizza, it seems that Pizza Hut was a major financial backer for the “Dukes of Hazzard” movie. One of the conditions of their contract for the film was that Jessica do an ad for them that debuted at the superbowl. Movie paycheck with a residual bonus…? Not too shabby. Ok, if you insist, I’ll set my watch. You know it’s the smart star these days that knows how to diversify. I think Jennifer Lopez has built an empire worth an estimated 350 million dollars and her singing is debatable. there’s more than one way to skin a cat Hedda and there’s no shame in a bargain bin. Real people and families need these things to survive. I think anyone that does not forget the other 95% of the population and can be grateful for the hard earned dollars that they spend to make them a star is quite admirable. News flash, not everyone can afford Rodeo. It’s not these over indulged brats that are catapulting them to stardom. – it’s the K-mart, Target, H&M girl with a dream. She’s got a heart and feelings Hedda – be careful of putting her down.
The difference is Madonna and Stella don’t lend their names to just about anything to make a quick buck. Jessica and her manager father will do anything for a fast cheap dollar. In fact some say he pimps out his daughters.
That Pro-active deal was all BS. Other celebrities including Puff Daddy were paid millions for their “acne story” PLEASE they sued Puff Daddy for their $3 million back because he didn’t film another spot for them because he felt it hurt his image in the hip hop/bad boy world. Puff Daddies and Vanessa Williams dermatologist is famous NYC high priced Doctor named Patricia Wexler!
And you are correct… there is nothing wrong about getting a great bargin! But let’s not forget that some of those “deals” are from celebrity business deals gone bad. I don’t care, as long as the product is new and I can use it… charge it on my capital one card please 🙂
There is no difference – creating price valued goods for the masses does not rate whether you do it for nwe product or three. You’re still doing it. My point with Proactiv is that they were able to recuit several high profile celebs to do their bidding. The outcome is of no concern. All of them have a high priced dermatologist – what’s your point? Do you really think they all depend on proactiv? puhleeze…They are all ot there shilling in all sorts of ways. Madonna was a middle class girl from Detroit. Do you think it may have played some role in her choice to choose H&M as the first and only place she does her “shilling”? Again my point, they were all once that girl with a dream and now they support those girls who are just like they were. It’ a good thing. Oh yeah, Martha Stewart was a middle class girl back in the day too. There’s no shame in it.
Actually Madonna did The Gap years ago… The rollout was great with a high budget campaign to match. She lends her name to proven high profile companies which ProActive and HairDo or Don’t 😉
why don’t you check out Pro activ’s annual report and reasses your statement. She did not design for the gap and at last count their most expensive pair of blue jeans is somewhere around $40. My point exactly, “shilling” for gap or H&M or anyone of the other value priced retaliers really has no distinction. Gap inc. is currently in a tailspin and “shilling” for a buyer. so much for a high budget campaign with madonna and Missy. p.s. Hair do is her hair stylists company and jessica helps him promote it. At least Proactiv and Hair do are reporting wildly successful numbers and will continue being in business.
oops, I forgot…;)
No less than Harper Bazaar, Glamour, Elle and People Style have all reported on this line and sing its praises. The industry estimates that the line will generate more than 25 million dollars in its first year. Also they offer extensions ranging from $85 to the $500 premium human hair.
Are you a drag queen or pageant whore? What is your fascination with Jessica’s wigs? You probably eat pizza and drink beer all day sitting on your fat lazy arse!
Give me money.
Give me all your money.
That’s what I want!
…and a really good, cheap hooker!
I have to say I was disappointed with Madonna’s H&M track suits. I went to buy one and the fabric was tacky, cheap and scratchy.Not to mention hot. I thought it was tacky for her to put her name on such a sub-standard product.
Where are the Pork Rinds ya’ll?!
Dang! I’m hungry and I need my nourishment! Oh, my new album will be out soon. Let’s just PRAY someone will buy it… because deep down I SUCK at singing… and I’ve already tried to compensate by showing off my coochie – which is not all that remarkable any way.
H&M clothing has poor quality fabric that falls apart after 2 washes. That’s not “bargain Bin”… that’s throwing your money away!
Ok coupon queen one more time.Having an ad for H&M shot by a photographer you picked out,Selling products under a different label for target,is NOT the same as cheap wigletts,pizza ads,cheap skincare,which is an infomercial.Direct tv,Bad lip gloss,and by the way,those so called reviews in magazines were paid spots,look at the fine print.If you think that joe simpson has done the right thing by pimping out his daughter to this low class tacky crap is anything other than vulgar than explain her career nosedive.Her cd sold less than 200,000 units in the states,her movie is allready coming out on dvd.And yes its true a good bargin is a good thing,just not for ones career.Her father is her manager and no doubt gets a cut of everything she makes,so Im sure when a company offers big bucks he will gladly pimp the heffa out.After all,Pappa needs a new watch.Its Tacky,vulgar and low class,and it killed her career……Oh No!
Ok coupon queen one more time.Having an ad for H&M shot by a photographer you picked out,Selling products under a different label for target,is NOT the same as cheap wigletts,pizza ads,cheap skincare,which is an infomercial.Direct tv,Bad lip gloss,and by the way,those so called reviews in magazines were paid spots,look at the fine print.If you think that joe simpson has done the right thing by pimping out his daughter to this low class tacky crap is anything other than vulgar than explain her career nosedive.Her cd sold less than 200,000 units in the states,her movie is allready coming out on dvd.And yes its true a good bargin is a good thing,just not for ones career.Her father is her manager and no doubt gets a cut of everything she makes,so Im sure when a company offers big bucks he will gladly pimp the heffa out.After all,Pappa needs a new watch.Its Tacky,vulgar and low class,and it killed her career……Oh No!
Ok coupon queen one more time.Having an ad for H&M shot by a photographer you picked out,Selling products under a different label for target,is NOT the same as cheap wigletts,pizza ads,cheap skincare,which is an infomercial.Direct tv,Bad lip gloss,and by the way,those so called reviews in magazines were paid spots,look at the fine print.If you think that joe simpson has done the right thing by pimping out his daughter to this low class tacky crap is anything other than vulgar than explain her career nosedive.Her cd sold less than 200,000 units in the states,her movie is allready coming out on dvd.And yes its true a good bargin is a good thing,just not for ones career.Her father is her manager and no doubt gets a cut of everything she makes,so Im sure when a company offers big bucks he will gladly pimp the heffa out.After all,Pappa needs a new watch.Its Tacky,vulgar and low class,and it killed her career……Oh No!
her dad has this unhealthy obsession with jessicas boobies.
celebritydom is its own special kind of hell.
Hedda, you’re still not doing your research and I question your marketing knowledge and research about diversifying a career. I doubt with all her value priced goods on the market Jennifer Lopez has any regrets over a 350 million dynasty. So many celebrities are doing this – whether it is perfume and/or clothing line and/or shoes and/or jewelry and/or lamps…and whether it’s in the states or shuffled off to Europe or Japan for big bucks. (e.g. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, and the list goes on)they know who supports them and will buy their goods and can sustain them with a hell of a lot more money than a hit record can bring them. The return is not in designing something for Barney’s. That audience is very discerning and won’t want to be seen in something that is not unique therefore one cannot count on a substantial cash flow from them. designing a shoe that mimicks a Christian Laboutin and making it affordable to the masses who watch the celebs wear Christian Laboutin shoes but can’t afford it is a good move. It let’s the fans know you’re in touch with them – they love it and buy. Her strategy has everything to do with knowing who her fans are and playing to that – the thousands who want to look like/dress like Jessica but can’t do it on her level. I know it is out of the box thinking for you – Hollywood has evolved and continues to evolve from the times you watched stars make their careers. Joe Simpson may not be clearly understood but both Jessica and Ashley continue to enjoy huge appeal. It seems that you object to the familarity of a father protecting his daughters. Don’t forget their mom is there too. No one can predict how long someone’s star will rise – I get it – you’re not a fan of her choices. But say she marketed the stuff that ony the top 5% of the population can afford how long would that last and how would she recoup at the very least her development costs? Jessica is what she is and she plays to that and her audience beautifully. Her net worth last year was around 250 million. She has a new movie coming out that is a remake of “Working Girl” – another good choice for a vehicle. People are very quick to criticize what the choices of others are but seldom have a solution of their own. Let’s make this fair – I have given an analytical overview of Jessica’s current stratgey and why I think it’s successful – since you’re so critical of that, why don’t you give an overview of what you think she should do and why you think it would be better? Perhaps if you could put your thoughts into something tangible we can all understand why you think her course is so detrimental. I’m all for “agree to disagree” but you’ve only given me put downs without any substance so use that talent of yours and give me something concrete.