HOLY HAIRDO! FOOTBALLER LAURENCE MARONEY MUST HAVE A CROWDED HELMET

Photo via: TMZ

We usually avoid writing about athletes but we cannot let this mug shot pass without comment. Denver Bronco Laurence Maroney was arrested in St Louis in a car containing 6 people, 3 guns, and a substance suspected of being marijuana. He has been released, but the real crime – his hair style – will not be forgotten easily. It has to be one of the least flattering and most peculiar we’ve ever seen. Those three thick braids jutting out of his head look like rope. Laurence – get rid of the guns AND your hairstylist.

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13 thoughts on “HOLY HAIRDO! FOOTBALLER LAURENCE MARONEY MUST HAVE A CROWDED HELMET

  1. Good Lord…my eyes!! Thugs with money. I’m sure this isn’t the last mug-shot of him we will see. UGH!!

  2. Oh my…I live in Denver. This mug shot is one of the most entertaining ones that we’ve seen this year. He should be called PippyBongStocking. Good lord…what goes through these guys heads.

  3. Amazing…many enablers will see JC’s comment as racist!

    But like the style of Chris Brown its just a pattern of stupidity.

    Kim K may be calling Larry for a date soon!

  4. Substance “suspected” of being marijuana?
    That guy is a freak.

  5. Sorry he got busted for pot. What a waste of taxpayer money. People who use pot are not “freaks”.

    I doubt the guns were his. How stupid (and sad)(and very dangerous) to carry guns.

    Without the braids, he’s cute – beautiful eyes.

  6. marie: you’re joking, right? That guy is the embodiment of the word “thug”. I’ll bet when he was born and the doctor and nurses saw him they immediately tried to shove him back in so they wouldn’t have to look at him. Looks like the skull profiles of the Neanderthals in that side pose.

  7. I’ve seen rapper Snoop Dogg wear his hair like that. The braids just weren’t as thick. Not a fan.

    I agree with Marie that the ridiculous and unwinnable war on marijuana is a serious waste of taxpayer money and should be diverted to combating real drugs.

  8. Yep I agree on the pot…too many people locked up for nothing.

    Maybe Marie is really J Lo or one of the Kardashians, with a real wet thing for the blacks, no matter if they can count past 4!

  9. Hey Janet, is there someway you can block the poster “Reta’s N-g”. I mean seriously.

  10. pssst: this “Brakedown” he can handle, folks.
    (don’t forget he’s black)

  11. To think that hairdo took 8 hours, a skein of acrylic yarn, and two idiots with no style or brains.

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