DONALD TRUMP DODGED A BIG FAT BULLET
Our well connected Donald Trump source shared this telling tidbit about the disgraced former president. By now everyone around the world has likely seen this mafia boss like mugshot where’s he’s scowling, but the more interesting part of his rap sheet concerns his WEIGHT. Our source reveals that Trump was TERRIFIED of having to jump on a scale during the booking process, since he likes to pretend he’s in great shape. Luckily for HIM the standard booking procedure is to use the weight listed one’s driver’s license, where Trump’s is listed at 215 pounds. If he’s found guilty and sent to prison, Trump will be strip searched and weighed, and according to recent pics, he probably tips the scale at over 250 pounds!
Saturday, August 26, 2023
emmy
215 is probably as high as he can count
Doc Hollow
He is easily 300lbs
Ari
A nice diversion for the masses. Meanwhile senile Biden is leading the world to ww3