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Eva Longoria Parker looks sweet walking out of Barneys and we’re amazed that she maneuvers so gracefully in those noteworthy sky high wedgie shoes. They’re about the same height as the clear lucite stripper shoes that Shauna Sand wears, but a whole lot more subtle. Eva never stumbles and these are at least six inches high.
Those shoes are ridiculous, as befits this ridiculous woman. In an industry full of self-absorbed idiots, she really stands out as one of the most moronic.
She is too tiny, short, and small-boned to be considered a sex goddess. She really lucked out to get the ‘Desperate Housewives’ gig. What did Tony see in her…he always looks like he is in a daze. And that’s the long and short of it.
she’s what latina’s call a “coconut”. Brown on the outside, white in the inside.
She is tonys beard.
Her husband has not been seen with her for months now?
Is anyone else sick to death of Eva Longoria? Please Janet, stop!
………..IS THIS A JOKE?
Only stupid Latina’s call each other “coconuts”. The smart ones call each other evolved and educated.
Maybe Eva is not fluent in Spanish but she is still very proud of her heritage and is always ready to represent and help the latin community. For that she has my respect.
Eva is smokin hot, like it or not. At least she’s not a tub of lard like 70% of American women.
It’s the Victoria Beckham influence. They’re pals ya know. You’ve gotta be thin to wear those shoes. Fat chicks will tip over.
I believe Eva is fluent in Spanish, unlike her fellow Tejana, (the late) Selena. Hey, Eva knows how to work the paps, though — she sometimes chats with them as they’re snapping her pic. That’s how she gets so much swag: the more you’re photographed, more free goodies you’ll get from designers ‘n such. Savvy chica.
tony loves anal =======D(o),
eva doesn’t.
She does a really good job on DH and her character is suited very well for her. Seeing her with her husband is not an attractive match. He looks sort of stupid and she looks like a little toy doll looking up into his goofy face.