DON'T TOUCH WILMER VALDERRAMA!
Wilmer Valderrama’s large and tempermental bodyguard is getting his boss in trouble. Last week the goon sent a clubgoer outside Area to the hospital. The powerful Samoan has a short temper when it comes to Wilmer – he goes almost everywhere with him and seems to live in his house. This guy used to be a security guard for promoter Brent Bolthouse and apparently Wilmer liked his style. A few months ago the guard beat up an employee of another club and Wilmer had to fork over $10,000 to pay the injured guy off. Why Wilmer even NEEDS a bodyguard is still a mystery.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Anonymous
He is the typical guy (loosely speaking), they always brag about their body parts. When you see the real deal it is nothing but a joke. He says it is 8 inches, YEAH RIGHT!!!! Cocky, arrogant and big-headed. I think he has forgotten all this success can easily disappear.
Anonymous
Wilmer’s success has gone to his head. He is arrogant and cocky. He says his penis is 8 inches long. YEAH RIGHT IN HIS MIND!!!! Oh whatever, he may be bi-curious. Anyway, that big mouth is going to get him in trouble.
Anonymous
Brent Bolthouse is a true pillar of society.
Anonymous
The guy who got beat up should have gotten more money than that! Wilmer probably spends 10k a year on leopard thongs and creepy man jewelry. Sue the prick!
Anonymous
He has a Richard Ramirez quality about him.
Anonymous
Yes, he is gayer than fruit salad. Any man who talks about his penis so much has to have some issues. He kissed and told on Howard Stern-no class and no career, unless you count the Golden Globe nominated series, “Yo Mamma”. He’s bankrupt in five years.
Anonymous
Straight up the butt.
Oh Mary
I vote for boyfriend, personally. Who KNOWS what they get into later in the night away from prying eyes!
silkies
Can we say EGO — goodness — is he scared of Lindsey Lohan???
Patrick
Dude…those are some sleepy lookin eyes.
Can ya hook me up?
Anonymous
Doesn’t he own restaurant or something?
I guess he could need a bg if he’s dealing drugs.
Anonymous
Ya, I agree with Hedda. Can’t see why Fez is so popular with the ladies or why he needs a body guard… unless it’s his boyfriend.
Hedda Bopper
Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!
Hedda Bopper
Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!
Hedda Bopper
Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!