Weddings

IT REALLY HAPPENED! JENNIFER AND JUSTIN ARE HONEYMOONING!

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Since they got engaged in 2012, dozens of tabloids have announced Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding, which of course, didn’t happen. But they sold lots of issues, thanks to Jen. Last night Jennifer and Justin had a fabulous wedding party at their gorgeous home. (Her first husband Brad taught Jen a lot about design and architecture.) We couldn’t be happier for her. Jen and Justin chartered a jet to French Polynesia and the couple took off this morning for their honeymoon.

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GUY RITCHIE GOT OVER HIS FEAR OF MARRIAGE CAUSED BY MADONNA

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Guy Ritchie, 46, finally got over his marriage phobia when he tied the knot with model Jacqui Ainsley, 33, this weekend. Guy and Jacqui have been together for five years and they have three children. Despite the fact that they felt like “soulmates,” Guy was reluctant to make it legal. His eight year previous marriage to Madonna made him very cautious about taking that step again. Madonna was not easy to live with (remember all that Kabbalah? And all those food restrictions?) – and she nearly ruined his career. Madonna insisted on getting involved in his film-making and the results were disastrous and embarrassing. They were two smart people – just not meant for each other. Guy is convinced he got it right this time. (Top photo: David Beckham, David Ritchie, and Jason Statham before the ceremony. Below, Instagram wedding pic)

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CRASS VS CLASS: A TALE OF TWO HOLLYWOOD WEDDINGS

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Our brilliant friend Linda Stasi at the New York Daily News wrote a hilarious analysis comparing the Clooney/Alamuddin wedding to the Kanye/Kardashian wedding. Both ceremonies involved Hollywood celebrities and took place in Italy, but that’s where the similarity ends. Stasi pointed out in many ways how opposite the taste level was in both events. For example: “One bride posed with her entourage looking like escaped strippers from The Hustler Club. The other’s looked like they had just taken a break from filming “Roman Holiday.” Click HERE to read the entire fabulous article!

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ITALIANS ARE HYSTERICAL OVER GEORGE CLOONEY WEDDING

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It looks like the Wedding extravaganza of the Century is taking place in Italy, judging by the country’s level of excitement. George Clooney is marrying Amal Alamuddin this weekend at the fancy Cipriani Hotel in Venice. Stores selling souvenirs are already hawking t-shirts and statues (above) of the bride and groom for sentimental fans. The REAL bride and groom looked ravishing as they arrived at the hotel today.

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JESSICA AND MAXWELL SIMPSON: TWO OF A KIND

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Nobody wanted to pay for Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross’s wedding photos, but this pic that sister Jessica posted on Instagram is a winner. Jessica and her lookalike two year old Maxwell, who was flower girl at the ceremony, are both wearing white fluffy dresses and the resemblance is startling. Lucky Maxwell got her mother’s looks and it appears that her little brother Ace, 1, also resembles the Simpson side of the family.

ELISABETTA CANALIS: ANOTHER GEORGE CLOONEY EX IS RUSHNG TO WED

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George Clooney’s ex-girlfriends LOVE beating him to the altar. Not long after he split with Stacy Keibler, she got married to entrepreneur Jason Pobre and they already have a baby together. George’s girlfriend BEFORE Stacy was TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis and she landed herself a doctor. Brian Perri is an orthopedic surgeon at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. They’re getting married tomorrow in Alghero, Italy, and will probably split their time between LA and Italy for awhile. (Above, Elisabetta and Brian are preparing for the wedding.)

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THE REAL REASON JON VOIGHT WASN’T INVITED TO BRAD AND ANGELINA’S WEDDING

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No surprise that Angelina and Brad didn’t tell her father Jon Voight about their marriage or invite him to the wedding. It has nothing to do with the on-again off-again estrangement between Jon and Angelina – it has to do with his BIG MOUTH! Jon can’t keep a secret and Angelina knows it. Jon’s blabbing to the press has raised Angelina’s hackles more than once. He just can’t resist chatting (and we love him for that, but Angie doesn’t.) Brad is happy that Angelina and her father do see each other occasionally now, and he visits the kids.

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WHY IS LADY GAGA SHOPPING FOR A WEDDING DRESS?

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Lady Gaga is performing in Toronto on Wednesday night and she used her time off to go shopping with her mother. But this was some very special shopping – she was seen looking at WEDDING DRESSES! Gaga and her handsome actor Taylor Kinney have been together since he appeared in her 2011 video “You and I.” (Clever casting, Gaga!) “Chicago Fire” star Taylor seems like a genuinely nice guy who understands Gaga’s crazy stage persona and fashions. Maybe Lady Gaga has a big secret.

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JOE “I’M NOT GAY” SIMPSON AND HIS YOUNG CLIENT

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Jessica Simpson’s father Joe tried to be discreet at his daughter’s wedding. Joe’s special friend, model Jonathan Keith, was with him at the San Ysidro Ranch pool and as soon as they spotted paparazzi the guys stayed far apart. Joe and twentysomething Keith have also been seen frolicking on the beach together in Miami and people jumped to conclusions, but Joe insists that Jonathan is nothing more than his “client.”

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ROB KARDASHIAN MAY BE THE ONLY SANE ONE IN HIS FAMILY

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We actually felt bad for Rob Kardashian this weekend. He’s been suffering from depression and possibly other problems, but he dutifully pulled himself together and flew all the way to Paris for his sister’s wedding. But before any of the festivities started, he turned around and flew back to LA! It’s rumored that he was immediately disgusted by the vulgar display of wealth and arrogance involved in the wedding preparations. He bailed on the entire weekend and flew home alone. If that’s really how he felt, Rob just became our favorite Kardashian!

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