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MILEY CYRUS CAN’T IMAGINE WHERE THOSE EXTRA CALORIES ARE COMING FROM

Miley “ I love myself” Cyrus kicked up a huge fuss when twitter followers accused her of gaining weight. She insisted she LOVES her womanly body and men love it too. Keep in mind, she is eighteen and that’s the age when a lot of young people pack on the pounds their freshman year in college. Not only from eating donuts for breakfast, but from DRINKING. It so happens Miley is welcome at the Hollywood clubs, like Beacher’s Madhouse, and it’s easy to have friends procure drinks. Miley would be very irritated to learn that people who know her in Hollywood suspect that booze is making her plump up.

GEORGE CLOONEY TO STACY KEIBLER: CUT BACK ON THE TWEETS!

Speaking of George Clooney, he has been pestering Stacy Keibler to stop tweeting anything remotely related to their relationship. Every once in awhile she tweets “I feel like a princess today” or something similarly vague, and it makes George uncomfortable. He doesn’t do Facebook or Twitter and would prefer that Stacy gave up tweeting altogether.

COURTNEY LOVE: THINK BEFORE YOU TWEET!

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Be careful what you say on Twitter. Courtney Love just made history with a lawsuit brought against her for insults she made on Twitter. Courtney chose to settle the dispute and it cost her $430,000 in payments spread over four years. The battle started with Courtney NOT paying for $4000 worth of clothing she purchased from NY designer Dawn Simorangkir. (Courtney is in the habit of stiffing designers and stylists.) The designer demanded her money and Courtney tweeted a tirade of insults, describing Dawn with words such as “asswipe, nasty lying hosebag and thief.” The designer’s defamation suit resulted in the hefty settlement that might instill caution in all of us.

COURTNEY LOVE TWEETED HERSELF INTO A LAWSUIT

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Courtney Love has the dubious honor of being the first celebrity sued for defamation on Twitter. New York designer Dawn Simorangkir demanded payment for a few thousand dollars worth of clothing that Courtney owed her and Love took to Twitter and blasted the designer with a tirade of appalling insults. The comments spread quickly among her fans. Among other things, she called the designer a drug-pushing prostitute with a history of assault and battery. The resulting lawsuit heads to court this month and it will set a Twitter precedent. We know that Courtney is in the habit of taking clothes and services from people and refusing to pay because she “is a celebrity and it’s free publicity for them.” Let’s see if she can weasel out of this one.

WE GET THE JOKE, CHELSEA, BUT IS IT REALLY A JOKE?

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Of course, Chelsea Handler was joking when she posted this intimate bedroom photo with 50 Cent on Twitter. They both seem to enjoy the publicity they garner as a pair. She captioned it “ I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper!” Chelsea and Fitty appear to be kissing on a bed, but keep in mind, behind every joke there is an element of truth.

THIS IS HOW COURTNEY LOVE COMMUNICATES WITH HER DAUGHTER

Poor Frances Cobain – she has a restraining order against her mother Courtney Love but her mother always finds a way to reach out to her. When Courtney saw photos of emancipated Frances and her boyfriend at Coachella in May, she wrote loads of rambling tweets, sending messages like “Don’t overtext – and remember there are plenty of fish in the sea who will treat us like princesses.” She also added “You’re just like me in every way – and I know you HATE it!” To regain Frances’ attention, Courtney recently posted a collection of outrageous photographs of herself (according to her visible tattoos, these are not new) on Facebook.This one features transsexual model Amanda Lepore whipping Courtney’s bare bottom.