Teeth

JADEN SMITH’S HAIR MATCHES HIS TEETH

Jaden Smith looks like he’s having a good time signing autographs at the Hollywood premier of his father Will’s movie Gemini Man. He’s dressed to kill in his Vuitton suit with pink chains and pearls, pink socks and pink hair. (Incidentally, he also has a pink car.) Yes, he is obsessed with the color. If you’re wondering why his teeth look strange, it’s because he’s wearing his new grill and every other tooth (top and bottom) is sparkly pink!

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WHAT’S UP WITH ELTON JOHN’S TEETH?

The Lion King is apparently a very big deal in the UK because tons of celebrities were in attendance, among them, Elton John. We thought Elton looked nicely put together until we saw this close-up photo of him smiling, revealing his godawful teeth. What possesses this man to spend unbelievable amounts of money on HIS WARDROBE and every other luxury imaginable – yet he neglects a basic essential – HIS TEETH? Has he never smiled at himself in the mirror? Yikes…

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DEMI MOORE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE

She’s been off the radar for awhile, but Demi Moore surprised everyone when she appeared at Sundance flashing a BIG Hollywood smile and a whole lot of hair. She took time for autographs and photos and gathered quite a crowd just walking down the street. Demi is promoting her new comedy film Corporate Animals in which she plays an egotistical CEO who leads her staff into a disastrous situation.

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GEORGIA MAY JAGGER HAS A MILLION DOLLAR SMILE

Georgia May Jagger turned up on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival looking pretty sensational. She’s one of the most successful of Mick Jagger’s eight kids with 5 different women. Lucky Georgia’s mom is Texas-born model Jerry Hall (who is now married to billionaire Rupert Murdoch.) Georgia, 26, is the face of Rimmel cosmetics, among other companies. She worries about the gap in her teeth – Georgia says she’s afraid it will make her look “scary” when she gets older…

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JOHNNY DEPP: WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THOSE TEETH?

You’d THINK his gorgeous wife Amber Heard would drag Johnny Depp to the dentist but it hasn’t happened yet. Smoking and drinking an abundance of wine have not improved Johnny’s smile, and it’s time he paid attention to it. Teeth ARE important. He was photographed at the Santa Barbara Film Festival and there was speculation later that he had a bleeding tooth, but we think it looks like a runaway piece of red pepper.

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WHO THE HELL IS JOHNNY DEPP’S DENTIST?

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Something awfully funny happened at the London Black Mass premier but Johnny Depp didn’t laugh when his wife Amber Heard did. Nothing new- Johnny RARELY cracks so much as a tiny grin. Could it be because his dental work is SO unphotogenic and difficult to explain? At one time it might have seemed like a good idea to get all those gold teeth – bottom and top – because Johnny so often played a pirate. Now he’s got a Mike Tyson jack-o-lantern smile that has to be disguised when he’s playing a normal person. When Johnny was younger he hated his pretty boy looks and tried to appear grungy. Now that he’s 52 he might be rethinking that idea. If you want a close look at Johnny’s dental work, google “Johnny Depp’s teeth images.”

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TOM CRUISE’S ORIGINAL SMILE LEFT A LOT TO BE DESIRED

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We came across this photo of Tom Cruise early in his career with awful teeth, and it reminded us of a story. A dentist who treated Tom told us that it was a huge event when Tom had anything done to his teeth like a new veneer or whatever. Tom and his entourage would come to the office after hours and Tom even brought a lighting technician who set up studio quality lighting so everyone could see EXACTLY how his smile looked on camera and that the tooth color matched perfectly.

HAS SUCCESS SPOILED SNOOKI – OR HER DENTIST?

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Snooki has come a long way since “Jersey Shore” debuted and she became an overnight sensation six years ago. Along with fame she earned plenty of money and we don’t think it’s done her a lot of good. She lost her fresh young look and given herself a makeover: now she has incredibly fake looking teeth (where did she get that dentist?) and stripper eyelashes. Can inflated lips be far behind?

LINDSAY LOHAN GOT A GOOD DEAL ON HER TEETH CLEANING

Lindsay Lohan managed to turn a negative into a positive when she was caught with rotten looking stained teeth. She smokes and drinks a lot of coffee among other things, and has been neglecting her smile. After she saw the unflattering photo of her teeth circulating on the internet she made a deal with the most famous cosmetic dentist in Beverly hills, Dr William Dorfman. You’ve probably seen him on “Extreme Makeover” or numerous other self-improvement shows. We’re betting the handsome dentist gave Lindsay a sweet deal if she promised to give him some publicity for whitening her teeth. She tweeted this “after” photo of herself and a plug for the obliging dentist.