Surrogate

ONE OF NEIL PATRICK HARRIS’ TWINS WILL BE A LITTLE DOOGIE

It’s a tribute to modern science that two gay men can hire one surrogate to give birth to fraternal twins – one fathered by each man! We were astonished to hear that the “How I Met Your Mother” star Neil Patrick Harris ,37, and his partner David Burtka’s surrogate mother gave birth on October 12 to a boy named Gideon and a girl named Harper. Each man donated sperm that fertilized an egg and both fertile eggs were implanted in their hired surrogate and thrived. No doubt they are watching the babies grow and excitedly trying to figure out who is responsible for who.

BLANKET JACKSON’S MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS

It’s funny that no matter how much information comes out about the backgrounds of Michael Jackson’s children, we still don’t know anything for SURE. Debbie Rowe is the surrogate mother of Michael’s two oldest kids, Prince and Paris, but we still don’t know who the father is or whether there was also an egg donor. Now it’s been revealed that Michael’s youngest son Prince Michael II (Blanket) was born to a surrogate mother who was a Mexican born nurse in San Diego named Helena. Michael paid her $20,000. But exactly whose sperm and egg were used is still unknown. The genetic parentage is still a mystery. It all sounds so unethical.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER: TWINS WILL BE HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s surrogate twin girls are percolating back in Ohio, we’re relieved that rumors about their marriage dissolving appear to be untrue. They’ve always seemed like a sweet couple. It looks like the Brodericks don’t want anyone to know WHEN the babies are arriving because they coyly said the bundles of joy were expected “later this summer.” However, three large boxes of baby stuff labeled “girls 0 – 6 mos” were just delivered to Sarah and Matthew’s New York home. We’re thinking those little girls will be popping up very soon.