JANUARY JONES STILL HAS A SECRET – BUT FOR HOW LONG?
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How LONG can pregnant “Mad Men” star January Jones keep the identity of her baby’s father a secret? In the wake of the Linda Evangelista expose (the secret father of her son turned out to be Salma Hayek’s husband) we’re thinking not too long. Since she and Jason Sudeikis split in January, he is still a candidate. But the fact that she was chummy with Matthew Vaughn, the director of her X-men movie around the same time, implicates him as well. We’re betting his wife, supermodel Claudia Schiffer, will not rest until a DNA test clears him. Even if January can keep quiet, money may become an issue eventually and that’s when the beans get spilled. (Above Ms Jones is relaxing at the beach.)
TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblance.”