Rob Kardashian

THE WOMAN WHO RUINED ROB KARDASHIAN’S LIFE

Yesterday was a REALLY bad day for Rob Kardashian. Singer Rita Ora and New Zealand Actor/Director Taika Waititi announced that they are engaged. Rob carried a torch for Rita for years- in fact their short-lived romance seemed to change his life. Rob was deliriously happy back in 2012 when he and Rita (only 20 at the time) dated for a few lively months. Rob was very sociable  in those days- appearing on the family TV series and working on his sock business. Rita broke his heart when she dumped him and never looked back. He accused her of cheating with 20 other guys and made it clear he was devastated. After that, he half-heartedly dated a few women, but nothing serious until Blac Chyna snapped him up. He admits his life was a mess and he was vulnerable in those days. Since then he turned into a recluse, and he’s the only Kardashian we never see. 

 

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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ROB KARDASHIAN?

The only male member of the Kardashian clan has been MISSING IN ACTION for years now. And it’s not easy because they are probably the most photographed non-royal family in the world. How does Rob Kardashian stay totally out of the public eye – and more important, WHY? He claims to be devoting his time to his five year old daughter (with Blac Chyna) Dream, but they are never seen together at Kardashian kid-oriented parties or events. Rob managed to testify and come and go from the recent trial (Blac Chyna VS Kardashians) UNSEEN by the packs of paparazzi. (There wasn’t even a court sketch of him!) Did he remove that ever-present baseball cap? While the rest of the family celebrated Kourtney and Travis Barker’s wedding in Italy, Rob was conspicuously absent. Paparazzi NEVER snap him eating out or just leaving his house. We can only assume that he’s not happy with his looks – maybe he’s gained more weight. Or perhaps he’s getting hair transplants – hence, the permanent baseball cap. He seems like a nice guy, here’s hoping he can pull himself together and learn to enjoy his good life.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA -Vintage photo- it’s hard to find a photo of Rob WITHOUT Blac Chyna

ROB KARDASHIAN HASN’T TAKEN THAT BASEBALL CAP OFF SINCE 2013

Strange but true. Try to find a photo of Rob Kardashian without the cap for the past nine years. It’s sad, but this Kardashian guy has been “hiding out” since then. Back in 2012 he had a short but memorable romance with Rita Ora and she broke his heart. That’s when he started eating too much. In 2016, he started dating Blac Chyna- at one point she claimed Rob spend $100,000 on weight loss surgery that seemed to be working, but then didn’t. Meanwhile the hat never came off- apparently his hair was thinning. He might be getting hair transplants of some kind, but he just NEVER removes the cap. Maybe that’s why he hasn’t shown up in court this week…he would be asked to remove it.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA: Rob and Chyna in happier days

RITA ORA’S NEW BOYFRIEND: CURB YOUR EXPECTATIONS!

Australian director Taika Waititi, 45, pictured above with UK popstar Rita Ora in Sydney, is in for a wild ride. Rita, 30, is not only career conscious, but an absolute party girl. She’s had more boyfriends than we can count, and she usually is on to the next guy before the present one know’s it’s over. In February, she was dating a French director who swore to the press that they were still together, despite the fact that she’s been working on The Voice in Australia. Little did he know she had already moved on to Thor director/writer Waititi. You might recall that she had a brief fling with Rob Kardashian in 2012 – he was crazy about her and she broke his heart. He started a Twitter war, accusing her of cheating with multiple guys -she shrugged that she wouldn’t even describe their short relationship as a romance. Ouch. It set Rob off on an eating binge and after that he became more isolated. The usually glamorous Rita is uncharacteristically undercover in this pic – because Taika is still married?

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BLAC CHYNA: SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDN’T WEAR SPANDEX

Blac Chyna, 29, was not able to acquire the Kardashian name so apparently she decided to out-do them all in the butt department. Today she went shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue (with her new boyfriend) wearing spandex shorts. Can you imagine what the salesladies in Saks were thinking? We assume Rob Kardashian was at home eating his heart out…

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WOULD YOU DATE ROB KARDASHIAN?

When we first heard the rumor that Kris Jenner is pushing to get Rob Kardashian his own dating show, we had immediate doubts. BUT when you stop to think about it, the show could be REALLY awkward and amusing. The reality show Rob’s Romance would film Rob going out on dates with various women to find his perfect match (if indeed, he has really split up with Blac Chyna for good.) Since Rob is notoriously reclusive, we can only IMAGINE his discomfort. How will the fact that he’s overweight, 30, and unemployed affect the female suitors? Will he EVER take off that baseball cap? This is one dating show WE are eager to see!

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ROB KARDASHIAN AND HIS SUSPICIOUS ENGAGEMENT

Funny that Rob Kardashian chose the day his family flew out of town to propose to his girlfriend Blac Chyna. Who would have guessed that Rob’s sock business would pay off enough for him to buy a $325,000 engagement ring? It makes sense that the happy couple would celebrate the event at the Ace of Diamonds strip club where Chyna occasionally works. Coincidentally or not, the club is getting their own reality series and we wonder if this party was filmed. Blac Chyna’s side of the family is delighted with the situation. We can’t wait to hear what the Kardashians will say. The biggest question of all is: Does Rob have a baseball cap suitable for a wedding?

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ONLY A KARDASHIAN MOTHER COULD LOVE THIS PHOTO

Rob Kardashian, 29, and his “urban model”/stripper girlfriend Blac Chyna posed at the Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club in Atlanta where she performed this week. As always, he has that ever-present baseball cap glued to his head, but more disturbing is the fact that Rob has a business degree from USC and THIS is what he’s doing with it. Funny, Rob and his significant other were not invited to attend church with his pious family this Easter weekend and it was QUITE the photo-op.

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THE REAL REASON ROB KARDASHIAN DISAPPEARED FOR SO LONG

It was more than just Rob Kardashian’s WEIGHT that turned him into a hermit. He had a painful breakup with Rita Ora (she dumped him) and it was a huge letdown. They’d had a really glamorous romantic time together. Not long after, he was hit with a double whammy looks-wise. Not only was he depressed and packing on the pounds, but even worse – he started losing his hair fast. One day he woke up and he was a chubby balding guy instead of a young stud! That’s enough to send anyone running for cover! And cameras were everywhere! He has not taken off his baseball cap for YEARS and we’re hopeful that he is having some sort of hair replacement done under that cap as we speak.

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RITA ORA: THE GIRL THAT DROVE ROB KARDASHIAN OUT OF HIS MIND

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When UK singer Rita Ora is in New York she must change her clothes four times a day. (We’ve seen the photos that prove it) This girl always looks sexy and interesting – she must have an amazing glam squad on call 24/7. We (like most people) have never heard her sing, but enjoy looking at her. (Those bangs are not real.) She’s popular- but her ex-boyfriends rarely end up as friends. Most often, they want NOTHING to do with her. Look what happened to Rob Kardashian: He dated her for awhile, but she refused to stop seeing others. She broke his heart – he lamented “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes!” After that Rob went on his drug and eating binge and dropped out of sight. Rita never looked back.

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