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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ROB KARDASHIAN?

The only male member of the Kardashian clan has been MISSING IN ACTION for years now. And it’s not easy because they are probably the most photographed non-royal family in the world. How does Rob Kardashian stay totally out of the public eye – and more important, WHY? He claims to be devoting his time to his five year old daughter (with Blac Chyna) Dream, but they are never seen together at Kardashian kid-oriented parties or events. Rob managed to testify and come and go from the recent trial (Blac Chyna VS Kardashians) UNSEEN by the packs of paparazzi. (There wasn’t even a court sketch of him!) Did he remove that ever-present baseball cap? While the rest of the family celebrated Kourtney and Travis Barker’s wedding in Italy, Rob was conspicuously absent. Paparazzi NEVER snap him eating out or just leaving his house. We can only assume that he’s not happy with his looks – maybe he’s gained more weight. Or perhaps he’s getting hair transplants – hence, the permanent baseball cap. He seems like a nice guy, here’s hoping he can pull himself together and learn to enjoy his good life.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA -Vintage photo- it’s hard to find a photo of Rob WITHOUT Blac Chyna

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DID DANCING WITH THE STARS USE CAROLE BASKIN AS “BAIT” TO ATTRACT VIEWERS?

Certainly the most unexpected contestant – and object of curiosity- on Dancing with the Stars this year is Carole Baskin. You might remember Joe Exotic accused his rival Carole of murdering her wealthy ex-husband in the Tiger King documentary miniseries. The husband went missing in 1997 and was never found. Carole and her ex-husband ran the Big Cat sanctuary in Florida. She was definitely the most controversial dancer this season, and to tantalize viewers, she appeared last on the opening show. Too bad she got the lowest score. (Her awful costume and hair didn’t help!) During the show, her missing husband’s daughters aired a 50 second ad in Florida offering $100,000 for information about their father’s disappearance. Carole dismissed it as a “huge publicity stunt” but it makes you wonder – why would that family want “publicity?”

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WHY DID CAMERON DIAZ RETIRE FROM ACTING – AND DISAPPEAR FROM PUBLIC LIFE?

Coincidentally or not, when Cameron Diaz married Benji Madden, she just about vanished from the face of the earth. Not long after, and for no apparent reason, she announced her retirement from acting. Has Benji Madden quietly taken control of her life? Cameron was a very successful Hollywood actress with more than 40 movies under her belt, and she amassed quite a lot of money. Certainly she can AFFORD to retire – but why would she? Not only has she barely left the house for the past few years, but at age 47 she suddenly announced she is a mother, and a baby girl appeared. The once friendly and talkative actress, who never appeared to be pregnant, is very secretive and won’t share any info about where the baby came from. She has changed – a lot. Mysterious Benji has always dated women who are famous and successful – but to his credit, everyone says he’s an exceptionally decent guy (doesn’t drink or do drugs) – despite his unfortunate penchant for facial hair and baseball caps. IS he influencing Cameron to give up her career? We think so.

Above, Housewife Cameron at Whole Foods last year

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MISSING MALAYSIAN JETLINER: WAS IT THE CO-PILOT?

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With the Malaysian jetliner disappearance still a mystery, theories abound in Washington. Here’s one theory that we heard: The copilot was the mastermind. He locked the pilot out of the cockpit and put on his facial breathing apparatus. He flew the plane up to 45,000 feet and DEPRESSURIZED the passenger cabin, causing everyone to die in a matter of seconds. He brought the plane down and it was delivered to terrorists in Pakistan to be used as a weapon in the near future.
(We were horrified at the thought of the plane full of corpses being delivered, but apparently terrorists have strong stomachs.) Of course, this is only a theory.

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TOM SIZEMORE IS SWEATING BULLETS FOR GOOD REASON

It looks very fishy. Tom Sizemore’s “girlfriend” who had lived with him for the past six months has been reported missing and – guess what – he knows nothing about it! Although Tom claims to have sent drug addled actress Megan Wren, 25, to rehab three times unsuccessfully, and admits he fed her and gave her money, he STILL claims she wasn’t really his girlfriend, just a “friend.” He was “helping her out.” Really? Hearing this from a man who has been charged with domestic violence numerous times from assorted women, makes one’s skin crawl.

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