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MALAYSIAN MYSTERY: THE TWO MEN WITH FORGED PASSPORTS WERE NOT TERRORISTS – THEY WERE HOMOSEXUAL!

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Remember the two young Iranian men who traveled with forged passports on the missing Malaysian flight? The falsified passports set off alarms of terrorism. Interpol released photos of the men. The two guys were heavily investigated to determine if they had any ties to terrorism. A great deal of information was gathered about the two mystery men and it was established that the Iranian men were friends. The fact that they were seeking asylum in Europe BECAUSE THEY WERE GAY was never mentioned. Iran routinely executes homosexuals and is considered the most homophobic of the Islamic countries. THAT’S why investigators decided they guys were not connected to the disappearance of the plane. (Click HERE to see the Iranians)

MISSING MALAYSIAN JETLINER: WAS IT THE CO-PILOT?

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With the Malaysian jetliner disappearance still a mystery, theories abound in Washington. Here’s one theory that we heard: The copilot was the mastermind. He locked the pilot out of the cockpit and put on his facial breathing apparatus. He flew the plane up to 45,000 feet and DEPRESSURIZED the passenger cabin, causing everyone to die in a matter of seconds. He brought the plane down and it was delivered to terrorists in Pakistan to be used as a weapon in the near future.
(We were horrified at the thought of the plane full of corpses being delivered, but apparently terrorists have strong stomachs.) Of course, this is only a theory.