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JOAQUIN PHOENIX: HIGH-RISE PANTS AREN’T JUST FOR CLARK GABLE

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Joaquin Phoenix’s nerdish character in Spike Jonze’s movie “Her” has a habit of wearing very high-waisted pants – the type men wore in the 30’s and 40’s. In fact, according to The Hollywood Reporter, it took some convincing by the costumer to get Joaquin INTO the pants. Men’s pants have been low slung (sometimes to the extreme) for years now, and a high waist feels very strange. Eventually Joaquin agreed the look was perfect for his geekish character. Now the costumer Casey Storm has designed some highwaist pants for the retailer Opening Ceremony, and fashion forward men are buying them!

BRAD PITT IS STILL A FASHIONISTA AT HEART

Brad Pitt has always been fashion forward so it’s no surprise that he finally turned up wearing drop-crotch pants. European designers have been making them for a few years, but they’ve mainly caught on with young rappers and fashion fanatics in the US. Of course women like Gwen Stefani embraced the style awhile ago. Apparently Brad still cares about his looks.

KESHA AND HER “NO PANTS” AIRPLANE FLIGHT

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Other passengers got an eyeful when Kesha flew back from her performance at Sundance. She was late and worked up a sweat rushing to catch her plane and had to sit in coach with two companions. After the plane took off she announced that she was “too HOT!” and impulsively pulled her pants off! She was nonchalantly sitting in her panties and her friends exchanged meaningful glances and looked very uncomfortable. Eventually one of them tossed a sweater on Kesha’s lap to cover up her lack of pants and avoid potential problems….

JUDE LAW SHOPS FOR AN APARTMENT IN SOME VERY TIGHT PANTS



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“Sherlock Holmes” star Jude Law loves New York, but he’s looking for some privacy in the form of real estate. Not long ago he leased a Village penthouse for $12,000 a month, only to realize that NYU students in the dorm next door were taking photos of him working out shirtless on his terrace. He recently settled his phone hacking lawsuit against News Corp., so he has some extra pocket change and he was out with realtors looking at Manhattan residences this week. For someone who seeks privacy, he’s wearing some awfully tight pants…

KIM KARDASHIAN IS BACK IN NEW YORK IN HER BIG PANTS

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Kim Kardashian is back in New York and she looks like she’s being devoured by her big grey pants. We’re not used to seeing her wear tailored pants – are these from the Kardashian Kollection at Sears? Kim and her sister Kourtney flew to Los Angeles to watch their brother Rob compete on “Dancing With The Stars” and the minute the show ended they left for the airport and returned to New York.

CHAD ROGERS PANTS ARE THERE TO STAY

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Former Million Dollar Listing star Chad Rogers, 33, partied at Chateau Marmont with no chance of his skinny pants falling down. He wore suspenders AND a belt. We do like the bow tie. According to Chad’s website, he closed on over 80 million dollars worth of property in 2010. He took that money and bought himself a 2 bedroom, 1700 sq ft condo for $850,000 near the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. He and his chihuahua Starla have moved in. Oh, and he paid CASH. Who needs reality TV?

JUDE LAW IS NOT WEARING PAJAMA BOTTOMS OR LONG UNDERWEAR



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Courageous fashion victim Jude Law drew curious stares and puzzled looks when he walked through Heathrow airport with his girlfriend Sienna Miller looking like this. (They were returning from New Year’s Eve in Kenya.) He was wearing these baggy bottoms that onlookers described as stretched out jogging pants. Actually they’re called “drop crotch” mens pants and that’s how they’re meant to look. You’ve seen women like Gwen Stefani wear them, but it’s a tough look for a guy to get away with.

WHEN IN ROME, KANYE WEST WEARS DROOPY PANTS

It’s a miracle that Kanye West and Amber Rose weren’t asked to leave any of the fancy stores where they shopped in Rome, when you observe how he walked around – with droopy pants and his underwear on display! The pair nonchalantly browsed in Fendi and Missoni, oblivious to the startled people with a rear view of them. What must they think of Americans?

GUESS WHOSE PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN

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Who didn’t have the sense to pull up his pants before he jumped into his SUV? It’s Chris Brown, of course, arriving at LAX. He’s happy because the single he released after his arrest “I Can Transform Ya,” is gradually gaining velocity and moving up the music charts. Judging by his front view, you’d never guess his pants are so saggy.

NERVOUS DR ARNIE KLEIN HAS GOOD REASON TO WET HIS PANTS

infphoto_1013536_arnieDr Arnie Klein is probably peeing in his pants as you read this. The last time Dr Klein lost control of his bladder was when he was testifying in front of the judge at a court case where he was being sued by Irina Medavoy for giving her too much botox. Now that the Coroner and cops are zeroing in on the dermatologist for Michael Jackson’s medical records, Arnie must be a nervous wreck. Michael was often photographed prancing in and out of Klein’s office in the months before his death. To top it off, one of Arnie Klein’s burly exboyfriends (they met on Bear411.com!) just told Radar that Arnie wrote HIM painkiller prescriptions in Klein’s own name. (Yikes! what next?) Being nice to Michael Jackson could prove to be this acclaimed doctor’s downfall.