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We never get to see pictures of John Mayer looking animated like he does here having lunch with a male friend at the Kings Road Cafe yesterday. After all, he IS a blues singer. First, he got very excited about a text message and then he chowed down with enthusiasm. Usually Mayer walks around hunched over with his head down, looking rather put upon. It’s a pleasant change to see him having a good time.
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Last time we saw John Mayer, he was looking good, but leaving Parc alone. He doesn’t exactly seem euphoric over the fact that he’s a free man now. Maybe he’s having second thoughts about Jessica Simpson.
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We always knew Hollywood couples (where both parties are famous,) are worth more than either person alone. Photographs of couples are worth more and pairs are more in demand than singles. But we never expected Jessica Simpson’s stock to drop by HALF when John Mayer’s not around! That’s what happened when she made a deal to host an event at Pure nightclub Thursday in Las Vegas. Pure offered Jess and John $500,000 EACH if they’d cohost a special Pussycat Dolls show there. John said no thanks, and now Jessica is pocketing $250,000 to do the job alone. Quite a pay cut, but still well worth doing.
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Jessica Simpson has a look of contentment she hasn’t had since her marriage ended. She was in a clothing store recently when a John Mayer song started playing. She stopped in her tracks and almost swooned. “I can’t believe this- I think we’re really meant to be – it’s fate.” She made her feelings about Mayer very clear to her friend and assorted salespeople. The other night at Winston’s she looked pretty and more voluptuous than usual, but she was clearly wishing John was with her.
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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are eating like an old married couple. They brought a bunch of friends to Citizen Smith late last night and health food was NOT on their minds. The couple ordered cocktails and bar food- plenty of jalapeno mac and cheese for the table, as well as frozen hot chocolates and buffalo smiths ( chicken strips.) No one was counting carbs or calories. They’re already starting to look alike.
Are we crazy or are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer starting to look alike? Jess has darkened her hair and it looks like she dragged him to her tanning salon at least once. His usually pasty skin has a bronze glow. Jessica has also ditched her colorful sexy wardrobe and suddenly she’s wearing black like you know who. Couples DO start to look alike after awhile, but this pair is moving fast.
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There was no sign of Jessica’s sometime boyfriend John Mayer when Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee arrived arm in arm at Le Deux last week. Interesting how Ashlee is morphing into her sister – they’re wearing the same lipcolor, but Ashlee is TANNER and has LONGER EXTENSIONS than Jessica….
We feel it’s our duty to warn newly divorced and vulnerable Jessica Simpson to proceed with caution in her budding romance with John Mayer. Although he’s not a social climber like Kristin Cavallari, few people realize what a potent casanova the soulful singer is. Those big tender brown eyes hide the same predatory tendancies Warren Beatty was once noted for. He KNOWS what women want. Girls who SWOON over his love songs don’t exactly put up a fight, so John’s batting average is alarming high. Let’s hope Jessica keeps her wits about her and keeps an eye out for warning signs.