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JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER: MEANT TO BE?

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto


Jessica Simpson has a look of contentment she hasn’t had since her marriage ended. She was in a clothing store recently when a John Mayer song started playing. She stopped in her tracks and almost swooned. “I can’t believe this- I think we’re really meant to be – it’s fate.” She made her feelings about Mayer very clear to her friend and assorted salespeople. The other night at Winston’s she looked pretty and more voluptuous than usual, but she was clearly wishing John was with her.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

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  1. wayne geddes, v.p. land

    Janet, the relationship between John and Jess is a contract one and is scripted by her Father Joe.

  2. CAREN

    SHE lOOKS PRETTY AND HAPPY HERE. nO TOO TIGHT WHITE TURTLENECKS AND tOO HIGH COTTON JEANS!

  3. Anonymous

    She should fire her hairdresser. She looks common as a brunette. The blonde hair goes better with her big boobage.

  4. DeeDee

    She should go back to banging Johnny Knoxville. It kept her nice and skinny at least.

  5. Neely

    At least someone is using Ken’s extensions. Other than Midwest housewives, that is.

  6. Anonymous

    who’s her designer?????

  7. Anonymous

    JOHN MAYER IS JUST YUCK! HE IS NO SPECIAL TALENT AND I CANT GET WHAT THE BIG DEAL ABOUT HIM IS. SHE IS OVER EXPOSED AND SHE SINGS SO SHRILL. CANLT STAND HER EITHER.

  8. sunseeds777

    I like her as a Blonde as well, she better start wearing a bra or those things are gonna end up like Janet’s flap jacks. LOL

  9. Anonymous

    I bet she gets herself pregnant to trap her man. I would bet a paycheck it happens this year.
    She’s not interested in a career not that she’s had some measure of success. Her dad is the one who is interested in marketing his “products” (his daughters) for prophets.
    She’s looking for a replacement for the husband she grew bored with.
    Mayer needs to run far far away from her unless he wants a lifetime gig catering to her.

  10. Anonymous

    AS LONG AS HE NEVER ACTUALLY
    WANTS TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
    THEY SHOULD BE FINE.

  11. Jade

    This is not a flattering picture of her. She looks like she blew up

  12. Anonymous

    Horrible hair. And she looks fat.

  13. Angelina collects orphans

    I think this skank is FUGLY !!! And I still do not know what her talent is ???!!!! besides being pastor ( or pimp daddy ) Joe’s whore !
    Also … what makes her soooo attractive ? her rabbit teeth ? her crossed eyes ? her manly jaw ? or her hairy chest ????!!!!

  14. Anonymous

    GAG!

  15. Margo Channing

    She’s an idiot.
    Bolnde, brunette, redhead, even if she went Britney bald.
    Idiot.

  16. Anonymous

    fate is what is all about i do like you better as blonde too.

  17. peewee

    i like your watch and the purse is nice too.

  18. west hollywood person

    I LIKE HER HAIR BETTER BLONDE