Joaquin Phoenix

ROB PATTINSON SIGHTING IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

Rob Pattinson still has it. The hooded “Twilight” star was seen at a party at The Larchmont restaurant in Larchmont village – mere BLOCKS from where we write this gossip! Also in Rob’s group was Vince Vaughn (who looked puzzled by the stir Rob caused) and Joaquin Phoenix, with some unattractive facial hair, who was talking Rob’s ear off. The group piled into a vintage Chevy Camaro and took off together for places unknown.

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EVEN CREEPY JOAQUIN PHOENIX CAN’T SAVE “THE MASTER”

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No WONDER Scientology bigwigs didn’t put up a big stink when they saw an early screening of “The Master.” It’s not likely to be much of a threat to the cult because the movie is SO drawn out and boring. Sure, there are a few similarities to L Ron Hubbard and his followers, but not enough to make it interesting. To make matters worse, the actors (Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix) REALLY ham it up. As weak as the script is, some of the period 1950’s visuals are incredible. Early scenes featuring sleazy photographer Joaquin in a glamorous mid-century department store are ALMOST worth the price of admission. Perfect down to the tiniest detail. But most of the loooong film is painful to watch and a big disappointment.

JOAQUIN PHOENIX NEEDS A BATH

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We can’t decide which is worse- the front view of Joaquin Phoenix or the back view. When he took off his knit cap it became evident that his matted and unwashed hair is forming dreadlocks. Maybe he quit acting to become a musician because he figured rockstars don’t have to bathe. Anyway, we’re sure his female fans were jolted to see him looking like this when he performed at LAVO at The Palazzo in Las Vegas. Rumor has it he’s planning to record with the British band The Charlatans.