Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our unlucky-In-love aging heartthrob thought he found love again in his twilight years. Although he’s usually very private, this time around he didn’t hide his feelings for a younger and very attractive woman.  Things heated up quickly, but they fizzled just as fast, and now we know why.  Our guy is basically impotent, so he now enjoys watching his partner have sex with other men, especially men of a different race.  While the woman is anything but prudish, she found the entire scenario too much even for her, so she decided to end the promising romance quickly – especially since he was already talking marriage and was ring shopping.

GUESS WHO!!

She’s young, beautiful, rich beyond her dreams and unfortunately, a HOARDER.  Our celebrity seems to have it all, and literally she does, in every room of her house.  She lives in a nearly 10,000 sq.ft. mansion and the place is overflowing with stuff.  Not only does she get a lot of merchandise sent to her for free from various companies, but she shops nonstop and has boxes and boxes of unpacked merchandise stored in practically every room.  Concerned friends and family members have tried intervening, but she insists she doesn’t have a problem and continues hoarding.  That’s the reason that she doesn’t post photos of her home on social media. It’s also the reason why she’s so unlucky in love.  Despite her sex appeal, potential suitors get quickly turned off when they see how she lives.

GUESS WHO!!!

The years haven’t been incredibly kind to our former teen heartthrob – once he lost his boyish good looks, his career  pretty much nosedived.  He has landed a few projects here and there, but his level of fame is nowhere near what it was during the peak of his career.  To cope with his downward trajectory, our guy has turned to illegal drugs popular in the gay club scene, most notably GHB.  He was originally turned on to the gay party drug by one of his more flamboyant friends and now he’s hooked.  His only connection to the drug is a gay dealer who will only give him his fix if he pays him in sexual favors.

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Our B list actor was briefly on the A list – mostly due to a high profile marriage to a solid A list starlet. The marriage ended abruptly, and he moved on in record time, rebounding with a woman who is just as pretty, but much younger than his former wife.  While his new partner isn’t in the entertainment industry she does have many famous contacts – she was a high priced hooker to the rich and famous!  In a real life case of Pretty Woman our guy hired his new girlfriend for some unbridled sexual activity when his marriage ended and he was hooked after the first romp.  He begged her to quit the industry and she did, which explains why neither can give a straight answer when asked how they met.

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This is as twisted as they come.  All parties involved are household names, but some more so than others.  Our guy is a movie star with a younger and very attractive wife (not his first wife by any means).  Despite his trophy wife ( who’s also in the entertainment industry) he still sleeps around like a bachelor.  Well how did his wife get back at her cheating husband? She slept with his son from a previous marriage! Yes that’s right, our Hollywood stepmom slept with her Hollywood stepson!  The son, who’s also in the entertainment industry, pretty much despises his father for a multitude of reasons – so that’s why he decided to get his revenge in his dad’s bedroom.

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Through the years we have heard more than our fair share of sexual fetishes in Hollywood, but this one is a real doozy.  Our aging strait-laced conservative actor has an anything but strait-laced kink. He likes to be given medical procedures – especially rectal exams and enemas – by an Asian dwarf dressed up as a nurse.  He has turned a spare room in his mansion into a fully equipped doctor’s examination room and pays the dwarf $10,000 per session for her services.  Now here’s where it really gets good.  Our guy has alienated many of his inner circle (thanks to his unpopular political beliefs) and that’s how his secret fetish is quickly becoming the worst kept secret in Hollywood.  His former loved ones are blabbing to half the town that he’s not the holier-than-thou person he portrays himself to be.

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After a rough stint a few years back, our multi faceted performer cleaned up her act. She got sober, got in shape and found true love.  Even her faltering career is back on track.  Sadly, old habits sometimes die hard and our gal is back to her old ways.  She recently got so drunk that she got into a car accident just blocks from where she lives. Luckily for her, the person she hit was a fan so they didn’t call the police, instead agreeing to a substantial payout for their silence.  That wasn’t a wake up call however, and now her closest friends are worried that she’s on a path of destruction. So far, she is resisting their pleas to re-enter rehab.

GUESS WHO!!

Our unlucky in love guy is basically famous for being famous. He’s done a few projects, but a high profile relationship was likely the pinnacle of his career.  He’s been looking for love ever since that relationship ended in disaster,  but  he did hit the jackpot when he met someone online who bore a striking resemblance to his ex.  (Yes, our guy has a type.)  After a few dates all was going well, until the new girlfriend confessed to being a very convincing male to female transgender!  Even though he had no interest in pursuing a romance, the last thing he wanted was any negative publicity surrounding transgenders, so he quietly coughed up a six figure settlement to make the whole thing go away.

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Our movie star worked hard to cultivate his public image after he recently survived some negative press, chalking it up to his past addictions.  He claims to be sober, and although he’s no longer drinking, he has pivoted to marijuana to take the edge off his demanding career.  Unfortunately he recently tried a strain of the drug that didn’t agree with him and his old demons resurfaced – he got physically and verbally abusive with his partner.  His better half forgave him, so he’s about to make it up to her with a big flashy diamond – but her pals are urging her to dump him for good, explaining that a leopard never changes its spots.

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