Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

They say a beautiful woman dies twice, and that’s EXACTLY what our gal is terrified about.  For most of her career she’s been known for her looks, but as she’s aging she’s being acknowledged for her talent – but that’s not enough to fuel her enormous ego. She is as competitive as they come, and was LIVID when she recently lost out on a lucrative role to one of her pals who’s a decade or so younger than she is.  Well our gal wasn’t about to take this lying down, so she got her revenge by sleeping with her pal’s barely legal son to prove to herself she still has the looks. Here are some clues:  The gals are both A list celebrities who have run in the same social circles for years.  One has received far more accolades for her performances while the other one was always considered far more beautiful.  Happy guessing!

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Our multi-talented performer is giving his best performance to his girlfriend because behind her back he has a side piece –  a sexy, younger blonde – MALE- that is!  Yes our guy is bisexual, and he has a fetish for dumb jock types, the blonder and the dumber  the better. His last secret boyfriend was a hustler who worked for him and a very famous fashion designer at the same time, but that ended when the designer put his foot down and made the sugar baby choose.  His new plaything is a just out of high school, barely legal stud who couldn’t count to 20 without taking off his shoes.  Yes, he’s that dumb.  Our guy “hired” him as his new assistant so it wouldn’t look suspicious if they’re spotted together, but the girlfriend is getting suspicious because the assistant can’t even seem to complete the simplest of tasks – unless of course they’re in the bedroom!

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Our guy peaked a few decades ago, but thanks to plenty of rebranding, he’s still somewhat of a household name – especially with his legions of male fans.  He doesn’t have the best reputation, and likely won’t win any father of the year awards since he was previously  accused of being a dead beat dad.  Meanwhile, his wife has a dark secret and she’s  terrified it will be revealed and he will go postal.  Years and years ago, during a time in their marriage when he was having affairs, the wife fought fire with fire and had a secret fling. She reconciled with her husband and soon discovered she was pregnant.  She always assumed her husband was the father since the child bore a striking resemblance to him, but a recent genetic test proved differently.  The child is an adult now and confronted his mom with the test results and she is scrambling to come up with a story.  For the time being, her kid has agreed to keep the news from the man he thought was his dad, but he is demanding answers and his mom doesn’t know what to do.

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This A-list international male celebrity is going through an A-list midlife crisis.  His fairly recent facelift wasn’t enough to satisfy his insatiable desire to stay young.  Not only is he on a high dosage of human growth hormones, but he’s also bulking up with steroids which has made him moodier than normal.  Despite the mercurial mood swings, the roid range isn’t enough to get him to stop the dangerous supplements.  But something else is.  He is gearing up to travel to another continent to undergo experimental anti-aging treatments since they’re not medically approved where he currently lives.  And he needs to get off the steroids ASAP because his manhood has drastically shrunk due to his overuse of the supplements.

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The tragedy of the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner is especially jarring for this celebrity couple, as they too have a child diagnosed with schizophrenia.  They’ve done their absolute best to keep the health diagnosis private (since their image is incredibly important to them and mental illness just would not be good for their brand) but they are paying for their offspring to get excellent medical care. Nonetheless they are terrified, and recently hired round the clock security to protect them as they are worried their kid could snap at any moment.

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This A list couple both travel a lot for work without the other, since their careers are so demanding. They keep things romantic by bringing home trinkets from their various travels – and who doesn’t love a souvenir when your spouse returns from a business trip?  Well now our girl DOESN’T, because the last souvenir her husband brought home to her was an STD.  Yes, after a short time away from home to work on a project, our guy returned with a dreaded STD and he gave it to his wife.  She’s furious, and is weighing all of her options, including divorce, which is the REAL reason why those rumors of a split have been swirling.

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Our C-list gal barely has a household name, although she was married to an A-list star. That marriage abruptly ended when the star discovered she was having an affair with a TV personality worth hundreds of millions that she met while filming a spot on his long running show. Our gal agreed to a decent (but not huge) divorce settlement because she didn’t want news of her infidelity leaking out, AND she figured her secret lover would marry her and support her in a life of luxury.  WRONG! As soon as the ink was dry on her divorce decree her lover dumped her, dismissing the affair as a flavor of the month fling, and not a true love story.  Well now our gal is out for revenge.  She’s gearing up a lawsuit, and threatening to expose her lover as both physically and mentally abusive – so unless he gives her enough bacon, she’s ready to fry him up in the pan.

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Our gal loves Jesus almost as much as she loves the bottle.  She’s lived most of her life as a functioning alcoholic, hiding her addiction while maintaining a very busy work schedule.  The work has dried up, but unfortunately our gal hasn’t.  She’s drinking more than ever and it’s getting sloppy.  She recently had to be carted out of a posh hotel after having 6 margaritas at a boozy lunch.  Her friends are worried sick that she’s going to drink herself right into the grave and recently held an intervention to persuade her to enter rehab.  Unfortunately she refused, and continues to drink like a college kid on spring break –  telling her loved ones that Jesus will save her from her addiction.

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This A list couple has significant name recognition – thanks mostly to HIM – but behind their facade of happiness, they are holding a deep dark secret: she’s a nymphomaniac and he likes to watch her have sex with other men.  They’re smart about their indiscretions though, and only hook up with men who are as rich or as famous as they are.  Their last conquest was their biggest to date yet – they hooked up with an A list movie star. Therein lies the newest issue.  Our couple has an agreement that there can’t be any hanky panky unless BOTH are present, but our gal is so smitten with the handsome movie star that she’s been sneaking away and hooking up with him behind her partner’s back.  All hell will break loose though if our guy finds out about this  -especially since he holds the upper hand in the relationship.

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Our gay guy can’t seem to catch a break in the love department.  He’s beyond successful, incredibly talented, and has A-list connections, but he’s not the prettiest apple in the orchard, and he drools after men who are physically out of his league.  His past relationships have all resulted in disaster and he’s sick of being single, so he decided to BUY the perfect companion.  He has a weakness for buff Latin men so he has a wingman scouring social media looking for his dream guy.  It’s a contracted position that pays well as he is offering $20,000 a week plus all expenses, including a wardrobe allowance.  If the arrangement leads to marriage, then the perks REALLY kick in. Some of his celebrity friends pity him, but others feel he’s just being practical since the only way he’s going to land an Adonis is to pay the big bucks.

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