Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our blonde Adonis went from unknown to B-LIST fame during the pandemic, thanks to a starring role on a very popular series, which happened to be one of the few that continued filming during the crisis. Despite the starring role, he was cast as an unknown, so his salary reflected his lack of fame.  Long story short – he was taking side jobs to supplement his income.  He started seeing someone from the show and the romance lasted until she discovered what his side job was – he was dealing in illegal steroids, selling them to guys who wanted to achieve a similar body type to his muscular physique.  That’s the real reason his once promising romance with his costar abruptly ended. (We think she over-reacted and will live to regret it)

GUESS WHO!!

Payback can be a bitch – as our very talented and recognized actor is about to find out. Earlier is his career he befriended an older and more experienced actor who helped him navigate Hollywood.  The older actor even pushed for the younger actor to be cast as his costar.  Their friendship was blossoming until the older actor got accused of some inappropriate behavior and the younger actor dropped him like a hot potato, never looking back.  Well, now the younger actor is a bigger star and the older actor is still upset that his friend all but abandoned him.  The older actor is about to go scorched earth.  You see, years and years ago, the younger actor had a habit of saying politically incorrect things and the older actor just happens to have  recorded some of those comments.  Now he’s planning to share them.  He’s going to claim his iCloud was hacked, and THAT’S how the recordings happened to be discovered and released!

GUESS WHO!!

Our gal is madly in love with her man,  but nonetheless she misses the sex with her former partner.  While her new guy treats her like a queen, he’s not as well equipped as her last lover.  In fact, that’s the reason she stayed with her ex so long –  his manhood was legendary.  Long story short, he had what it took and knew how to use it.  Our gal would never cheat on her current partner, but she is confiding to her inner circle that she’s been having erotic sex dreams about her ex.  Her current partner is even questioning why she has started moaning and groaning in her sleep.

GUESS WHO!!

Our tall, dark, and handsome guy is one of the original nepo babies, with BOTH his parents having major Hollywood connections.  Despite a promising start, his career faltered and he’s been living the life of a grifter, cashing in on his undeniable good looks and preying on wealthy vulnerable women – and MEN!  He’s not bisexual in the slightest, but his looks are his commodity and his lifestyle anything but cheap. He previously had a wealthy sugar mama but she soon got tired of paying for everything – especially since despite his physical appeal and charm, he was a dud in the bedroom.  His latest benefactor is an older gay man who doesn’t mind that the sex is dull, he’s just smitten that he gets to spend time with the hunk.

GUESS WHO!!

Our gal isn’t just on the A-list – she’s a bonafide Hollywood legend, with countless awards, lifelong fame and a decades-long successful career.  She is no spring chicken,  but still looks amazing for her advanced age, and is still a working actress.  She does have a secret though – she’s addicted to powerful painkillers.  She injured herself within the past year or so, and was prescribed the painkillers. Now she can’t seem to get off of them.  Given her age, her personal physician refuses to continue writing prescriptions, so she’s become a regular at her local ER, complaining of back pain, joint pain, neck pain – or any other pain she can think of, to get her hands on the medication.

GUESS WHO!!

Oh baby!  This gal wanted to be famous,  but aside from a few appearances on talk, daytime and reality shows, she’s never struck gold.  Her biggest claim to fame was her ill-fated marriage to a movie star.  The marriage ended not so long ago and our gal is living her best single life, sleeping around with a few guys regularly.  She started feeling a little off recently and took a home pregnancy test.  She was speechless to discover she was knocked up!   She has no clue who the baby daddy is, since she’s been especially social over the last month, and it could be one of approximately 5 men! That’s the problem.  She slept with a billionaire and knows having his baby would make her financially set for life –  the other guys are studs, but not wealthy enough to support her and a baby.  She’s scheming for a way to get her billionaire lover’s DNA so she can do a risky in womb paternity test.  Even if she gets her hands on his DNA, by the time the fetus is ready for the test it might be too late to terminate the pregnancy if it isn’t his.

GUESS WHO!!

Our guy just seems to be angry all the time and trouble seems to find him more often than not.  He’s a talented actor with a decent career, but when he’s not on a set, he’s causing problems and raising a ruckus.  We think we know WHY!  According to one of his past romantic partners, he was severely shortchanged below the belt and his lack of manhood is the root for all of his problems.  He’s been frantically researching surgical options to increase his love wand and found a surgeon overseas who claims he can add inches,  but the surgery is experimental and the recovery is long and painful. Nonetheless, he’s sent a deposit and hopes to have the procedure after his latest project wraps up.

GUESS WHO!!

This reboot has been the recent talk of Hollywood – but it might wind up turning into a real life legal drama.  Producers are casting for the sexy show, but one recent audition went south quickly.  Our guy was on a very popular but now canceled reality show, and he hasn’t worked in a few years.  He looks better than ever, but bombed in his audition.  Even so, one of the producers invited him back for another chance.  The producer crossed the line and got sexually inappropriate, and now our guy is threatening to sue and torpedo the entire series unless he’s cast in the lead role!  The producer is scrambling to make it happen, but the higher powers up at the network have no interest in casting the guy because he stunk in his audition tape.

Guess the show and the reality star!

This A list couple always puts on a happy front, but their relationship is kaput.   She is the bigger breadwinner among the two, but doesn’t want the scrutiny of announcing a breakup, so she is continuing the pick up the tab and fund his lifestyle (and it ain’t cheap since our guy likes fancy clothes, cars and jewels).  They are no longer living together 24/7 as he spends most of his time in a penthouse condominium she owns closer to the city.  Recently though, he met someone in the building he’s very attracted to, and has become attached.  His other half told him he can do what he wants as long as he keeps his new romance quiet and out of the public eye.  HE was completely fine with that, but his new girlfriend wants to go public in a big way, and that’s causing him some issues.  He doesn’t want to lose his gravy train OR his new flame, and just doesn’t know what to do.

GUESS WHO!!