Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our gal is undeniably sexy, but nevertheless she’s also very unlucky in love.  She often picks the wrong men, who end up betraying her. But when when she picks the right ones, they quickly lose interest.  She finally seems to have found happiness again, but unbeknownst to her, the new guy is already losing interest.  He’s loving all of the attention the new romance is bringing him, but he’s complaining to pals that our gal is the worst lover he’s ever had. That explains why (behind her back) he’s still hooking up with one of his exes.

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This is one of the weirdest fetishes we have ever heard of –  and after decades in Hollywood, we thought we heard them all.  Our happily married A-list actor has a foot fetish.  No biggie there – except our guy likes toenails, specifically eating them!  His submissive wife goes along with his kink because she’s old-fashioned, and believes it’s a wife’s job to please her husband.  She has a nail technician give her frequent pedicures in the privacy of her home, and insists on saving the nail clippings for him to chomp on. That’s the reason she rarely wears nail polish on her feet.

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Our gal grew up fairly conservatively, so she rarely discusses her beliefs on political, social, or religious matters.  She tries to come across as non-judgmental, but during a recent alcohol induced tirade she went off on the fact that she has so many gay fans and privately she doesn’t approve of homosexuality!  Yes, our gal is a homophobe and her friends are aghast!  After the tirade she apologized to everyone who heard it,  and blamed it on the booze. But now that her secret is out, the status of her next big project is in jeopardy.  You see, one of her costars caught wind of her feelings and now wants NOTHING to do with her – because the costar just happens to have a gay offspring!

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Our well respected multi-faceted middle-aged performer seems to have it all – she’s successful, wealthy, and seemingly content with the current state of her life. Yet behind her infectious smile, lies a secret- she’s a sex addict and she’s sleeping around with a 23-year-old she met on the set of her last production.  Our gal just loves to be in love, so she’s quickly developed feelings for her boy toy.  She’s torn about going public with the May/December fling, because she fears the public ridicule, especially since her last big romance was an epic fail.  Her younger lover though, is bragging to buddies that he’s dating a superstar, so sooner or later their romance will become public.

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Despite being pretty and successful, our actress is notoriously unlucky in love – but finally thought she found The One.  Her latest romance seemed to check all of the boxes, with her new guy having looks, a career and his own personal wealth.  What he doesn’t have though is good personal hygiene, and he refuses to wear deodorant for holistic reasons. When they were first hanging out he was always freshly showered before their dates so our gal didn’t notice his body odor.  But now that they’re spending a great deal of time together, he’s grown comfortable exposing her to his natural body scent – and it’s making her nauseous.  She doesn’t want to rock the boat since aside from his smell, he IS pretty perfect, but she just can’t stomach the stench.  For now she’s been enticing him to have sex in the shower, but she’s struggling to find the courage to gently address the issue without making him self-conscious.

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It seems like every time this blast from the past opens her mouth the first thing she talks about is her devout faith.  Despite being a Hollywood fixture for decades, she looks way younger than her actual age.  She claims to be married to God, but behind his back she is having a torrid affair with a man young enough to be her grandson!  Yes, our holy roller is having sex out of wedlock which goes against everything she preaches!  Her secret would have been safe, but she is up in age and isn’t the best at texting.  She mistakingly sent an explicit text that was meant for her young lover to a friend – and that friend is now sharing her sexy secret with everyone.

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Our iconic television star has had her share of success and scandals throughout her decades long career,  but thanks to a new gig and a new attitude, she seems to be on top of her game.  But looks can be deceiving.  Despite claiming to have put her demons (alcohol) to rest, she was so inebriated during a recent taping that she couldn’t film more than a few minutes before producers called it a day.  Her close friend, who also happens to be a part of her latest project, is once again urging her to get professional help for her addiction, but so far our gal is resisting.

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Our holier- than- thou celebrity loves to talk about how important her faith is to her and her family.  There’s nothing wrong with that, but there IS something wrong with being a HYPOCRITE.  You see, our gal and her husband talk the talk but don’t walk the walk.  Not only have they both had extra marital affairs, but they have a terrible reputation in their neighborhood for being nasty neighbors.  Our gal recently was caught on a home security camera keying a neighbor’s car (they were fighting about picking up dog poop).  When confronted with the evidence, she begged for forgiveness and wrote a big check to destroy the video proof.  She didn’t want her reputation ruined by her unholy behavior.

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Although it seems like she’s always been famous, this actress has had a career resurgence thanks to a recent role.  From the outside looking in, her life seems picture perfect – but looks can be deceiving.  She doesn’t handle success as well as she pretends to, and recently had a major mental health breakdown.  Some of her inner circle were urging her to check into a psychiatric facility, but a family member stepped in and vetoed that idea, fearing the news would leak out and her career comeback would be destroyed.  Since money wasn’t an issue, a team of psychiatrists and nurses were hired to monitor her 24/7 until the episode passed.  It did, and our gal seems back on track, but the sparkle in her eye isn’t from joy, it’s from the heavy duty medications she’s on.

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Our blonde Adonis went from unknown to B-LIST fame during the pandemic, thanks to a starring role on a very popular series, which happened to be one of the few that continued filming during the crisis. Despite the starring role, he was cast as an unknown, so his salary reflected his lack of fame.  Long story short – he was taking side jobs to supplement his income.  He started seeing someone from the show and the romance lasted until she discovered what his side job was – he was dealing in illegal steroids, selling them to guys who wanted to achieve a similar body type to his muscular physique.  That’s the real reason his once promising romance with his costar abruptly ended. (We think she over-reacted and will live to regret it)

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