Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our B- list actor was being groomed to become a major leading man after some early box office successes starring opposite some A-list actresses, but he lost his clean cut good looks overnight  – along with his hair.  He took a break from Hollywood since the roles he wanted weren’t coming his way. He recently flew overseas for a complete makeover, including a hair transplant in Turkey! He also had a some surgical procedures,  including a neck lift.  He’s getting ready to make his triumphant return to Hollywood and is joking to pals that he might have to wear a name tag since he looks drastically different – thanks to all of the work he’s had done.

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They say a beautiful woman dies twice, and our gal isn’t about to let that happen to her again. In her heyday she was considered one of the prettiest women of her generation, but the years took a toll on her all-American good looks. She gained some weight and then sort of disappeared from the public eye.  But now she’s back and looking like her old self.  The secret?  Sure, she’s had some cosmetic work done, but that’s not how she lost those pesky extra pounds.  She now pops the ADHD medication, Adderall, like they’re breath mints to squash her appetite.  Friends are concerned that she’s abusing the prescription drug, but she LOVES the way she looks now, and has no intention of stopping.

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Our guy starred on a top rated TV show for years, and while his costars stayed in the spotlight, he chose to step away from the limelight.  He still lives in Hollywood, but suffers from agoraphobia and refuses to leave the house unless absolutely necessary.  Thanks to the show, he’s financially set for life, but his loved ones are worried that he’s going to become a Howard Hughes like character and a complete recluse.  He goes weeks without showering and spends his days playing video games and ordering in food. His loved ones are secretly planning an intervention because he no longer attends family events either.  Even one of his exes has agreed to help, which is shocking since their split was anything but cordial.

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Our handsome actor was on the fast track to superstardom until a misstep derailed his career. The one recent bright spot:  he thought he finally found The One after more than a few toxic romances.  Aside from a few public spottings, he kept this relationship private, and now he’s glad he did.  Turned out our guy really does have bad instincts when it comes to choosing partners.  He was getting ready to PROPOSE until the secret service got involved!  You see our guy brought his almost-future wife to a very high profile gathering where a security clearance was needed, and let’s just say his galpal was NOT who she claimed to be.  Turns out she lied about everything in her life, including where she was from, where she went to school, what she did for a living, her name and her age!   The discrepancies were TOO much to avoid and he immediately dumped her. Now he’s no longer trusting his own judgement when it comes to women, so he’s doing complete background checks before he will even go on a date.

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Our A-list star has been MIA recently. He’s usually a fixture during Hollywood’s recent award season – even when he’s not nominated for anything, he’s invited to every party, since he is a very big deal in this town.  The reason for his absence?  He did a mini stay in rehab to deal with his issues, because despite claiming to be sober, he fell off the wagon big time.  After the bender, his better half insisted he get professional help or she was going to dump him, so he spent a few weeks overseas at a luxury and quite expensive detox and rehab facility.  The program usually lasts 30 or more days, but he didn’t want to be gone that long since he is committed to filming his latest movie.  For now, he has a sober companion to make sure he stays off the sauce, but the handler is pretending to be his personal assistant because our star doesn’t want word to get out that he was drinking again.  THAT could make him uninsurable to work on films.

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Our international star is pregnant, but she’s not announcing anything yet, since one of her prenatal tests came with questionable results, so her fetus might have some genetic problems.  She was all set to announce her pregnancy until she got the devastating news, so for now she’s hiding her little bump until more testing can be done.  She comes from a religious family and terminating the pregnancy would definitely be frowned upon, so she’s confiding to her closest pals that if she has to end the pregnancy, she’s going to say she had a miscarriage to avoid upsetting her loved ones.  If the next set of tests come back with better results, expect a big splashy party to announce her latest family member.

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This nepo baby isn’t even old enough to legally vote, but that’s not stopping her from having sex.  She looks, acts and dresses FAR older than her actual age, and she’s already sexually active – with a female friend.  Her mother secretly spotted her and her galpal in a compromising position, but decided to play dumb and not say anything because she didn’t want to make her daughter feel uncomfortable.  Mom is telling pals that she’s okay if her daughter is gay, but she’s not exactly thrilled with her choice of partners, since the daughter’s galpal was overweight and more butch than feminine.

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This actress is quickly becoming a household name – thanks to her red hot TV series. Prior to the role though, she found some fame on the runway.  Although she claims to be happily married (unlike the character she portrays on the show) she had a torrid affair with one of her sexy costars.  Her husband recently discovered her indiscretions, but instead of raising a stink, he used the ammunition to renegotiate their prenup.  You see, SHE comes from a very wealthy family and HE doesn’t,  so now he stands to get a much bigger settlement if they ever do decide to divorce, as long as he keeps her secret.

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