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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our former A-list TV star is still a household name, even though her career is far from what it used to be.  She has enough money (thanks to those lucrative residuals) to take care of herself for the rest of her life, and she seemingly found happiness with her latest romantic partner.  Too bad her happiness isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.  In order to keep her partner happy, she’s had to agree to HIS terms.  First, their relationship is open and he is allowed to sleep with other women.  Second, he is nowhere near as financially secure as she is, and thus SHE pays for everything.  It’s not the ideal situation for her,  but she has learned to make the best of it as her biggest fear is growing old without a man by her side.

 

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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

These two A-LIST movie stars have it all, with looks, talents, awards, and unbelievable fame, not to mention wealth.  They also share a secret.  They are part of the same private celebrity AA group.  It’s an invitation only meeting that is attended by the rich and the famous.  That’s not their only secret though.  They’re still struggling with their sobriety, so they have found a way to have their fun without anyone else knowing. They get together once every few months for a weekend of debauchery.  Behind the gates of their mansions,  they drink, do drugs, and watch porn together.  The only reason we know this is because they recently invited another of their AA members to their secret party – and he has a big mouth and told our well placed source.

 

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our nepo baby recently suffered a health setback and was rushed to the hospital where he was placed on life support.  Although both of his famous parents are still alive, they were out of the area when the health scare happened, so his sibling rushed to the hospital.  She’s never been particularly fond of him, since he inherited the looks (he’s gorgeous and she’s anything but) so she instructed the doctors to pull the plug.  She even went so far as to call her parents and tell them to not bother coming because it was too late, and he was already pretty much a goner.  The mom suspected something was amiss, so she rushed back despite what her daughter said, and persuaded the doctors to keep him alive.  You see the mom is the next of kin and she had the final say in the health care.  Our guy pulled through and while he has a rough road ahead of him, he’s making progress.  He heard what his sister did though, and is now vowing to get revenge.

 

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our girl grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, but her adult life has never matched that of her privileged childhood.  Sure, she does okay, but her current life pales in comparison to what she was previously accustomed to.  Privately she’s been counting the days until she can access her fairly substantial inheritance, but won’t SHE be surprised to find out that she’s not getting what she thinks she is.  She’s always had a mercurial relationship with her parents, blaming them for some of the mistakes in her life, so they’re getting the last laugh.  Instead of any of the estate going to her, the trusts have been rewritten and all of the inheritance will go to her kids! BUT they won’t be able to access a penny of it until after she is gone.  Her parents found a creative way to make sure their grandchildren would be taken care of – but not her!

 

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our TV personality is hyper sensitive about his reputation because he’s been rumored to dabble in hardcore illegal drugs.  He denies everything, and insists the stories about his drug use are just unsubstantiated gossip.  Wrongo.  He recently sold his residence to a fellow celebrity and during some home renovations the new owner was shocked to find a secret stash of cocaine and drug paraphernalia that had fallen behind a built-in cabinet.  Since the new owner has some crossover with our star, he discreetly disposed of the stuff.  But he can’t help but share the story at some of the many cocktail parties he attends, which are usually loaded with entertainment industry people.

 

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This former couple – he ‘s barely on the B list while she’s a solid A level star – didn’t have the smoothest of splits, but by Hollywood standards they kept it fairly civil.  Well  buckle up, because it’s gonna get bumpy.  You see, one of their spawns is underage and desperate to undergo major life-altering plastic surgery.  Our gal is all for it, but our guy is completely against it. It’s become a huge issue with both sides vowing to make it ugly unless the other caves in.  For now they’re in family therapy, hoping to come up with an agreement.  Unfortunately, since neither is willing to budge, insiders predict a very public legal battle.

 

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our nepo baby hasn’t had the easiest of times lately between financial, career, and all other sorts of problems.  Money is currently VERY tight and he’s drowning in debt  – but he has a plan.  Years and years ago, when he was a young teenager, he had a secret affair with one of his schoolmate’s moms – who also happened to be a major celebrity.  He saved some of the proof (letters and spicy Polaroids since this predated texting and emails) and now he’s basically blackmailing her to fund his lifestyle since he’s too high most of the time to get a job. Guess the nepo baby and the Mrs. Robinson mom!

 

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

From the outside looking in, this blonde beauty seems to have it all:  looks, fame, power, and more money than she knows what to do with.  But her life is far from the Norman Rockwell picture she paints.  Her “perfect” husband is ANYTHING but perfect, and she recently discovered he strayed and had a child out of wedlock with someone overseas.  She’s not happy about it, but decided to shrug it off to maintain the illusion that she’s living the perfect life with the perfect man.

 

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our mega wealthy Hollywood fixture’s marriage ended in DISASTER, but it could have been so much worse.  Sure, it cost our guy a pretty penny to wrap things up with his previous partner, but for him it was a drop in the bucket – and money well spent.  You see, his previous partner threatened to blackmail him about an indiscretion our guy unknowingly had with someone underage.  While our guy was married, he had a brief fling with someone just a few months shy of being legal (they lied about their actual age). Our guy’s former partner was secretly the one who arranged the hookup (!)  and kept the evidence as blackmail.  THAT’S why their divorce seemed to suddenly resolve itself.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our handsome fella got a taste of the good life thanks to his last romance – his girlfriend was quite generous! But as soon as the relationship ended, so did the high flying times.  Our guy is straight, but realizes he’s not going to find another woman to pick up the tab for his extravagant lifestyle, so he found himself a gay sugar daddy!  He made it clear to Daddy Warbucks that he’s heterosexual, and is only comfortable doing certain things in the bedroom.  The old guy agreed, and now his new arm candy is driving a fancy new sports car worth a half a million bucks.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026