Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our A list star was all but canceled for some questionable behavior, but he’s working his way back on top.  He’s keeping it quiet, but recently has been financially supporting a fellow celebrity who’s going through the most challenging of times.  But there’s a reason for his generosity.  He’s riddled with guilt because back in the day, he carried on a secret affair with his buddy’s wife.  He’s too embarrassed to admit it to his suffering friend, so he’s easing his conscience by literally picking up the tab for all of the guy’s current expenses, including housing, which is costing him a fortune.

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Our unlucky in love woman is mostly known for being the daughter of a very famous celebrity.  Nonetheless, she has the hustle and has had some success at forging her own career, although it pales in comparison to her mom’s.  She all but gave up on Hollywood once she finally thought she found Mr. Right, and after a whirlwind romance hastily married him, but now the bloom has fallen off the rose.  The marriage is kaput, but she’s too embarrassed to admit it yet, so she’s playing the part of the happy wife for a little while longer. But you can start counting the days before their split is announced – claiming the usual, irreconcilable differences.  That’s a polite way of saying her husband has zero interest in sleeping with her and only married her for a meal ticket.

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Unfortunately this nepo baby inherited the wrong genes from both of her well known parents,  and to put it politely,  she’s as plump as a roasted chicken.  Her parents are OBSESSED about their images, so it goes without saying they’d both prefer their little girl was exactly that – little.  They’ve offered to get her on the weight loss injections, but our gal likes her curves. That’s not good enough for our celebrity parents though, so they recently got their hands on the newly released pill form of the miracle drug and have been slipping it to her in her beloved shakes.

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These two cuties have been together forever and they live their best gay life out and proud. But behind their lavender curtain, the more successful one of the two has a dark secret. Although they portray themselves as the poster couple for gay marriage, partner one is cheating on partner two – and the reason is fairly simple.  Partner two recently gained some weight and let their physical appearance deteriorate and partner one just isn’t physically attracted to them any longer.  Their sex life is suddenly nonexistent so partner one has been having a secret affair with someone younger and in great shape.  For now it’s just a fling with rendezvous in discrete hotels, but partner one is beginning to develop feelings and is confiding to pals that they’re truly torn. They don’t want to blow up their marriage, but they can’t give up the off the charts sex.

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Our guy is having his moment in Hollywood, but behind his million dollar smile lurks a secret.  He hides it well, but he’s secretly bisexual and recently fell hard for someone he met at the gym.  Despite his newfound fame and fortune, he still works out at the same modest gym that he has for years, and the low cost place attracts a ton of young, handsome aspiring actors.  Well our guy is SMITTEN with his new gym crush, and the gym crush is THRILLED to be the focus of attention from a famous actor.  They’ve consummated their relationship and the sex is earth-shattering, but there’s a problem.  Unlike our actor, the gym crush is openly gay and refuses to continue with the relationship unless our guy is willing to go public.  Our guy is torn and facing a Sophie’s Choice moment.  Does he risk his career and follow his heart? Or does he end things with the guy and continue the charade that he’s heterosexual? One more thing.  His bisexuality is the real reason his last romance ended.

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This ultimate nepo baby hasn’t done much in her life except indulge in drugs and act up.  After years of somewhat insanity, she seems to have finally settled down, but old habits die hard.  Despite insisting she’s sober, she actually back on drugs. But unlike her past stints with illegal substances, this time around she’s turned to prescription painkillers that her concierge doctor readily supplies.  The drugs are beginning to take a toll on her behavior, and people are beginning to notice.  A few friends have gently brought up the subject, but our gal immediately shuts them down, insisting she has everything under control. But she doesn’t. You can tell that just by looking at her.

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This A list actress is just unlucky in love there’s no way to deny it,  but she finally seems to have found her Mr. Right – after kissing countless frogs.  He treats her well, and can afford to pay his own way, but he is harboring a secret.  Prior to dating our gal he had a sizzling one night stand with one of her best girlfriends.  To some, this wouldn’t be a deal breaker-   but it is to our gal because she has a strict no double dipping policy.  That means any guy who’s ever slept with one of her friends is off limits.  The boyfriend and the friend have agreed to keep their tryst a secret for now,  but both are decent people and are beginning to feel guilty, so either one of them could weaken and fess up.

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Our gal is more famous for her LOOKS than her acting, but nonetheless being exceptionally pretty has served her well in Hollywood.  She ended her last relationship and quickly entered a too-hot-to-handle affair with someone she found more attractive than her ex. Just as we all could have predicted, that romance flopped just like her last movie.  She’s publicly claiming she’s thrilled being single – but if that’s actually true, why is she SEXTING her previous partner? You see kiddos, her commodity is her flawless figure, so she’s been tempting her former man with naked selfies, posing in very provocative positions.  So far her ex has been able to resist the temptation, but mutual friends predict it’s only a matter of time before she seduces him right back into her bed.

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While Kayne West seems to be making long overdue amends for his history of antisemitic rants, another A list celebrity is terrified that their own racism is going to see the light of day. Our A list gal doesn’t hate the Jewish community,  she hates the African Americans.  She was recently captured on camera phone dropping more N words than a rapper, and it really couldn’t come at worse time, since she’s right smack in the middle of a major career comeback.  Yes she was drunk (and a little high) when she went off,  but her inner circle has known about her racist leanings for years.  Luckily for her, it was a friend who captured her outburst, but our gal is still worried that the friend now has the goods to hold against her should they ever have a falling out.

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