Our guy just seems to be angry all the time and trouble seems to find him more often than not. He’s a talented actor with a decent career, but when he’s not on a set, he’s causing problems and raising a ruckus. We think we know WHY! According to one of his past romantic partners, he was severely shortchanged below the belt and his lack of manhood is the root for all of his problems. He’s been frantically researching surgical options to increase his love wand and found a surgeon overseas who claims he can add inches, but the surgery is experimental and the recovery is long and painful. Nonetheless, he’s sent a deposit and hopes to have the procedure after his latest project wraps up.
GUESS WHO!!
George
I doubt it’s Shia. He’s revealed his penis on film or rather, in a video with Margaret Qualley. He wouldn’t have done that if he had issues with his manhood.
luna
Eeny weenie teeny weenie shrivelled little short dick man
Newbie
CoCo Joe is right, this problem gets “fixed” and he will just find the next excuse. It’s not the root of the problem.
Shia is the name that came to mind.
Doc Hollywood
Shia who is “afraid of large gay people” LOL. Oh my, he should invest in mental health. Not a penis.
Hank Harding-Nantucket Sea Captain
Timothee Chalamet.
I keep hearing Shia is Spielberg’s illegitmate son. They do look alike
Becca
Not true!
GnarlyG
Sounds right.
Freddy Krueger
This was an easy one. Shia LaBeouf.
CoCoJoe
I doubt this is “the root for all his problems”. He might think it is, but the truth is whoever is fixating on this is just redirecting blame. Should he get this ‘fixed”, he will find that he is still the same person with essentially the same problems…especially if this is Shia.
Dierdre Daniel
Shia LaBeouf himself said his recent problems in New Orleans were due to “small man complex.” I think he outed himself on this blind.