Our Hollywood legend seems to be living her best life with her fairly new romance, and what she doesn’t know can’t hurt her. She’s longer in the tooth than her newish squeeze and she’s been around the block long enough to know that’s she might not be able to sexually satisfy her stud muffin. She made a top secret deal with him, giving him a hall pass to have extra-curricular activities with other women as long as he is discreet, keeps it purely physical, and does nothing to embarrass her. THAT’S the reason this romance seems to be working out for her, while her previous ones never lasted very long.
GUESS WHO!!
Mary
This would be Cher. She will turn 80 on May 20th and doesn’t want anyone to pity her for being 80 and still single.
Maria Csatenia Lopez
Could be J-lo but she’s a legend in her own mind.
Judie
Faye Dunaway
Tagg
Def not Cher! She’s been with her boyfriend for over 3 yrs now. That’s hardly “new”.
Freddy Krueger
Cher is dating a young, 30-something, virile black man. Just saying. 👀
This one was too easy.
Bea
Madonna
P. Cousteau
Sounds like Cher sadly.
Salvatore Phillip “Sonny” Bono is turning in his grave
GnarlyG
Cher