Our gal is undeniably sexy, but nevertheless she’s also very unlucky in love. She often picks the wrong men, who end up betraying her. But when when she picks the right ones, they quickly lose interest. She finally seems to have found happiness again, but unbeknownst to her, the new guy is already losing interest. He’s loving all of the attention the new romance is bringing him, but he’s complaining to pals that our gal is the worst lover he’s ever had. That explains why (behind her back) he’s still hooking up with one of his exes.
GUESS WHO!!
Mary
Yup, this accurately describes Brooks Nader
S
It has to be Jennifer Anniston. Her new man is too eager to please and seems to like the attention too much. He seems fake and phony.
C
Jen Aniston
Judie
Kim. All that heavy application of: cosmetics, hair, clothing, everything just so, and over the top. She probably doesn’t want anything messed up so she just lays there like a log.
GnarlyG
Kendall Jenner?
Anne
Katy Perry
Saul Sapperstein
Selena Gomex and her smelly unbathed Husband Benjamin Joseph Levin
Donovan
It has to be Jennifer. Look back to Brad Pitt, who dumped her for a much sexier Angelina.
Freddy Krueger
Jennifer Aniston?
I can’t imagine J-lo being a lousy lover. She’s a dancer. She knows her body.
Lindy Lee
Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton.
Freddy Krueger
Kim Kardashian literally started out her career with a sex tape. I doubt she’s bad in the bedroom. lol
Stacy
J Lo