We would like to thank one of our readers for sending in one of the following whodunits. We did our research (we had an inkling who it was, since the reader kept it anonymous) and added a few extra details we were able to confirm. Happy guessing and Merry Christmas!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and trust us, this household name is SCORNED. Although she was semi-famous, she leapt to household name status thanks to her relationship with her rich and super famous former partner. That romance imploded, and while she walked away with a decent settlement, she is LIVID that her ex quickly moved on and seems happier than ever. She recently had a full blown meltdown and had to be sedated out of fear she would harm herself (this was all kept very hush hush) and now that she’s calmed down, she is out for REVENGE. Our gal has very compromising photos of her famous ex dressed up like a little boy in diapers and bonnets since he has a mommy fetish and likes to pretend he is a baby during intimacy. In case you’re wondering, she also has videos, and is about to go scorched earth unless she gets a WAY more lucrative payout since the price of her silence just went UP.
GUESS WHO!!
Mary
D Senior was able to have Jeff Bezos cough up an extra $40 million for Meeeelania. Junior has come into heaps of money in recent months, so no doubt that he’ll find also find a rich benefactor to pay off Scary Spice looking Kimmie.
Dierdre Daniel
It’s Orange Moron Junior. Donald Trump Jr. was known as Diaper Don in college because he had a habit of getting so drunk he’d pee on himself. But…maybe it’s because he liked to dress up in diapers and bonnets when he was in college too. He’s Double Diaper Don Junior. I hope Kimberly does go scorched earth.
Hilary Grant
Sounds like Kimberly to me. She has basically been exiled from the Trump family. I think she should get the biggest payout possible!
Wowzer
Kimberly Guilfoyle
Freddy Dodge
Stormy Daniels and Don J Trump
Freddy Krueger
Trump Jr and his ex Kimberly Guilfoyle. After he dumped her he moved on to someone else and is happily engaged now. Kimberly probably had a nervous breakdown thinking she’d be the next Melania. Oh well….
JLM
Hugh?