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HOLLYWOOD

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

On paper, our gal is successful, famous, has a fun personality, and is drop dead gorgeous – so it’s a mystery why she just can’t seem to keep a man.  Mystery solved.  She talks a big game, but the sad truth is she is a terrible lover.  One famous ex recently  confided to a friend that despite her perfect body and model looks it felt like sleeping with a corpse since she barely moved or made a sound.  Making matters even worse, she apparently isn’t very big on personal hygiene, and her private parts have a distinct and unpleasant odor.  Her exes always seem to end things abruptly with lame excuses, since none of them apparently have the courage to tell her the real reason they’re bouncing.

 

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

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  1. Judie

    Julianne ?

  2. luna

    I guess kendall likes women, and about the personal hygiene, ew

  3. Mary

    Christy Brinkley? Naomi Campbell?

  4. Sarah

    Kendall Jenner

  5. Mitch Blashke

    Didn’t Brandi Glanville have a smell or was that Joanna Krupa?

    I always heard rumors that sleeping with Kelly Ripa was like sleeping with a golfbag .