These two were famous before they got married, and the truth of the matter is, they have lasted longer than most predicted. While they’re publicly acting like the happiest couple on earth, privately they’re anything but. See, the bloom has fallen off the rose, and they’re just sick of each other. She now finds him physically repulsive and he thinks she’s frigid and entitled. They haven’t had sex with each other in ages, but they’re both sleeping with others – she’s banging the brother of her sister’s husband while he’s hooking up with a stripper he met during a recent bender. The only reason they’re staying married is because she comes from a wealthy family and the terms of her trust state that she will inherit millions more if she stays married for at least 20 years – so the countdown begins.
GUESS WHO!!
Minnie Mouse
Nikky Hilton?
Noah
AGC Blinds said Victoria and David Beckham but they got married in 1999, so…
Alex
Jennifer Aniston (or Kylie Jenner)
Newbie
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds? Although he seems more likely uptight and frigid than her to me.
Miss Pink
She doesn’t come from a wealthy family, and has no trust in the waiting.
A reader
More lies and spiritual warfare
Pippa Lee
Victoria and David Beckham
Hilary Grant
Aniston is not married.
Miss Pink
No.
Miss Pink
Victoria and David Beckham?? Firstly, they’ve been married over 26 years, so do that math. Secondly, she does *not* come from a wealthy family, and her “trust” doesn’t exist. Maybe the idiot son and his skank vile wife, they just married, so “the countdown is on”?? What, for SEVENTEEN YEARS???
Genny
Brooklyn and Nicole (?)
SuitePotato
I think you got it!
Shoaf
Yes!
Vee
they have been married since 2022 so a count down to 17 years seems premature. Aside from a few acting gigs, Nicole was not the epitome of “famous”
GnarlyG
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?
Hilary Grant
Montag comes from a working class family in Colorado, so, it’s not her.
Miss Pink
sorry, who?? coupla washed up has-beens famous for nothing.