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WHY DONALD TRUMP LOVES THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AND IT LOVES HIM BACK!

The Russians weren’t the only ones scheming to manipulate presidential campaign results and put Donald Trump in office. Trump’s close buddy David Pecker, CEO of American Media, who owns National Enquirer, did his VERY BEST to get his pal elected. Our former boss! (Pecker flies to Florida on Trump’s jet.) We were particularly appalled by this deviously photoshopped cover of Hillary Clinton with a frightening list of unsubstantiated medical issues indicating she was at death’s door! This was printed not long after Donald Trump declared her physically unfit for the job of President. During the primaries, the Enquirer lambasted Trump’s opponents Ted Cruz with claims of extramarital cheating, they targeted Jeb Bush for doing cocaine in the ‘80s, and accused Ben Carson of crippling surgical patients for life! Trump was very conspicuously spared of ANY negative press. The Enquirer claims their stories (lies?) during the election, upped circulation by 12%. Consider yourself warned: Our President is in bed with The National Enquirer!

CHER URGES GYPSIES, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES TO VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON

Cher is on a breakneck last minute tour of cities where she’s performing and hosting fundraisers for Hillary Clinton. She’s been all over the place – from Boston and Chicago to Detroit and Florida. We haven’t seen her this excited since she campaigned for Ross Perot! Cher makes plenty of anti-Trump speeches to entertain voters – most of which are x-rated. She recently compared Donald Trump to the pig-tailed malevolent blonde child in the movie “The Bad Seed.”

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THAT’S KATY PERRY IN HER HILLARY CLINTON HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

When Katy Perry gets behind a candidate, she goes all the way. Katy and a male companion (so far unidentified) attended Kate Hudson’s Halloween party dressed as the Clintons! Talk about attention to detail! These costumes obviously took HOURS of makeup and facial appendages. Katy got all the accessories right. It looks like several friends tagged along as Secret Service people. We can’t imagine her NOT winning “Best Costume” for this effort.

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RIHANNA WANTS YOU TO KNOW WHO SHE’D VOTE FOR (IF SHE COULD)

When Rihanna arrived at the recording studio in New York , she saw the paparazzi waiting and immediately took off her coat so her Hillary Clinton t-shirt was clearly visible. Since her photos are bound to circulate EVERYWHERE, Rihanna’s promotion of Hillary is probably almost as good as a billboard on 42nd Street. We have yet to see a celebrity wearing a Donald Trump shirt.

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KATY PERRY IS NOT AS BOLD AS SHE WANTS US TO THINK

Katy Perry donned her handmade “HILLARY CLINTON IS A BAD ASS” t –shirt to entertain at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York. Katy, 31, is a huge supporter of Cinton, but she’s almost APOLOGETIC about it. She waffles “I’m not voting for her because she’s a woman, I’m voting for her because she’s the right person for the job.” We wonder why Katy (and many women her age) are reluctant to declare they are feminists and want to elect the first female president. (Fear of disapproval?) Being qualified and being a woman are TWO good reasons to vote for Hillary. Being female will be an ASSET for our next president.

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HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE

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Hillary Clinton looks quite presidential as she and daughter Chelsea greet the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Bill was nowhere to be seen. Hillary hosted a conservation reception at the British Consul’s residence in New York. The Royals seemed equally delighted to meet Jay-Z and Beyonce as they were the Clintons. We’d LOVE to have eavesdropped on the conversation between Jay and Bey and the royal couple.

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INTRODUCING THE NEW AND IMPROVED HILLARY CLINTON

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Okay, when, if EVER, have you seen Hillary Clinton looking this glamorous? She’s blonder than ever and her hot pink lipstick matches her jacket. Hillary autographed copies of her memoir “Hard Choices” at Barnes & Noble in New York. This woman is clearly being groomed to run for President and while we don’t agree with all her “choices” we definitely want a woman in office as soon as possible, so she’s got our vote.

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MONICA LEWINSKY’S TELL-ALL: SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY

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Rumor has it Monica Lewinsky is shopping a sizzling and graphic tell-all about her Clinton relationship to publishers in New York. It’s been 14 years since the sex scandal humiliated Bill and Hillary Clinton and they would be devastated to have the subject brought up again. Reps for Bill are said to have contacted Monica and pleaded with her not to write the book. Monica is 39 and single now, and although she no longer has a handbag business she did earn a masters degree in social psychology. Certainly she could use some extra money. We’re betting she won’t HAVE to write a book and she’ll end up with LOTS of money! If she does Bill a favor and shelves the tell-all, we predict he will be INCREDIBLY generous and make sure she has no money worries….

THE MISERY OF GOVERNOR ELIOT SPITZER'S WIFE

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If we never see another embarrassed wife standing beside her disgraced husband at a press conference, we’ll be happy at last. Men in public office who indulge in illegal or immoral activities like NY Governor Eliot Spitzer should stand alone to defend their appalling behavior. If YOU discovered your husband was paying for kinky sex with $5000 hookers, would you really be SUPPORTIVE? Maybe tolerant, maybe even forgiving, – but SUPPORTIVE? No Way. We don’t believe for a minute that Silda Spitzer was present at the press conference by her own free will. SHE was the one everyone was staring at and pitying. (And since when is it a “private matter” as Spitzer called it, when a governor is linked to a prostitution ring?) We still haven’t forgiven Hillary Clinton for first insisting her husband Bill was innocent of fooling around with Monica Lewinsky. When the factual evidence made him a liar she was “supportive.” We don’t take lying lightly and we dislike the precedent Hillary seems to have started.

ANTHONY PELLICANO KNOWS WHY TOM CRUISE DIVORCED NICOLE KIDMAN (AND A LOT MORE)

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Hollywood is disappointed because so far the Anthony Pellicano trial has produced no bombshells. Private investigator Pellicano is accused of raking in millions by spying on Hollywood’s rich and famous, and then blackmailing them by threatening to supply dirt to their rivals. Hillary Clinton allegedly hired Pellicano in 1992 to discredit Monica Lewinsky. Tom Cruise’s lawyer Bert Fields often hired the private eye and he allegedly wiretapped Nicole Kidman’s phones when she and Tom Cruise were divorcing. (Scientologists LOVE this sort of thing.) Since Tom was spying on Nicole before they split up, we were hoping to hear the lurid details that caused him to abruptly file for divorce. We THINK we know what happened, but it would be nice to have it verified in court. It’s speculated that the only way dirt will be slung at this trial is if Pellicano decides to turn on his former clients who have all but abandoned him.