Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

HONEY BOO BOO WORE HEELS TO SCHOOL BUT LEFT HER TIARA AT HOME

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Seven year old Honey Boo Boo, AKA Alana Thompson, started school this week in Georgia like many children, but she couldn’t resist spicing up her drab school outfit with silver heels. Judging by how tight her clothes look, her pageant days might be behind her. But she’ll have a lot to share on “show and tell” day…

WHO’S PAYING FOR HONEY BOO BOO’S TIARAS AND CHEETOS? YOU ARE!

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo may provide a lot of laughs for the viewers, but do they realize what this ragtag family is costing them? Last week the National Enquirer established that every adult in the family – which includes a different father for each of June “Mama” Shannon’s daughters and June herself- has served time in prison! June can’t remember who the father of her 12 year old is. The sad truth is – WE, the American taxpayers, are supporting all these people and their revolting behavior! June collects welfare and child support for her four daughters and was thrilled when her 17 year old added another baby to the family because that means MORE government assistance! This multi-generational family of welfare losers is a horrible example of what our government is doing wrong and they are being celebrated on TV! They have no incentive to clean up, study, or get a job! The family’s Georgia neighbors say “These people aren’t rednecks – they’re white trash!”

HONEY BOO BOO IS GROWING UP WAY TOO FAST

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Bad news for Honey Boo Boo. The ratings for “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” dropped 20% this week. Last week the show topped the Republican convention but this week it tied Clinton’s speech at the Democratic convention. You know what that means. Maybe the initial shock of the show is wearing off. And Honey Boo Boo is getting older – she’s seven now and has moved into a whole other beauty pageant category – the “Little Miss” 7 to 9 age range. Already she’s quite plump and Joy Behar figures because of her genetics and lifestyle, she’s doomed to become a fat kid and eventually an obese woman. Imagine a 400 pound Honey Boo Boo!

HONEY BOO BOO: HERE COMES YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

The phenomenon of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has become inescapable so we just HAD to watch the TLC reality series. Needless to say, it is profoundly disturbing. Many people who live on the East and West coasts snobbishly think this series is representative of the rural culture of the Southern states in America and this show will do nothing to dissuade them. This particular “Deliverance” inspired hillbilly family tries to show how happy-go-lucky they are in spite of having limited assets. The really scary thing about this family is the profound and aggressive ignorance and total lack of desire for self improvement. No education and no ambition. There’s no job-hunting going on here. Pregnant teenagers. Disdain for manners. Obesity while gobbling junk food. Lack of cleanliness and parental guidance. Horrifying enough to make anyone watching feel evolved and fortunate. Worst of all, we HATE the idea of viewers around the world forming opinions about Americans based on this show!