Dogs

CAN DOG LOVERS EVER FORGIVE OLIVIA WILDE?

The talkative nanny who has been tormenting Olivia Wilde and her ex-fiance Jason Sudeikis has been describing their split and making Olivia look like a villain because it looks like she left her children’s father for younger Harry Styles. Olivia Insists the relationship was over long before she took up with Harry. But the nanny had one particularly disastrous revelation. She claimed that Olivia callously “got rid” of her sweet Golden Retriever, Gordon, because she “didn’t have time” for him – she was too busy with Harry. Apparently she heartlessly gave Gordon to her NY dog walker, and Jason didn’t complain because he “doesn’t like animals.” Dog lovers were appalled with this news and now both Olivia and Jason are less likeable – thanks to the nanny…

 

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AVA MAX: MAYBE DOGS ARE THE PROBLEM

Popstar Ava Max filmed the interiors for her Maybe You’re the Problem video at my house, making it look like, of all things, a ski lodge. She was cute and friendly, but had one strict rule while filming: NO DOGS. She insisted that she was allergic, even to hypoallergenic dogs, and would start wheezing and sneezing. As a result, my two dogs, Elvis and Romeo, could absolutely NOT be on the premises. So my dogs had to skedaddle for the day and they missed all this fun (above)

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BEN AFFLECK PAMPERS HIS FUR BABIES

While Adele’s boyfriend Rich Paul had the nerve to go out to a business dinner without her this weekend, we were more fascinated by Ben Affleck’s home maintenance habits. Every week around the same time his Pacific Palisades neighbors see this funny little car parked in front of his house. It features a dog sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper and a big sign that says POOP 911. Ben has dogs, and once a week this pet waste removal company comes (in uniform!) and cleans up all the dog poop in his backyard for a nominal fee. (This is not just an LA thing- their services are offered in 30 states.) Ben has better things to do with his time…

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CHELSEA HANDLER’S EVER EXPANDING FAMILY

Chelsea Handler and the boyfriend she’s so crazy about, Jo Koy, are pictured here holding her adopted chows Bert and Bernice. She captioned the photo “From our family to Yours” but you should take it as a reminder about The Betty White Challenge. Betty would have turned 100 on January 16, and that’s the day that everyone is urged to donate at least five dollars to the shelter or animal charity of choice – and it would be nice to make this a habit every year! Bert and Bernice agree…

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FREE BRITNEY’S DOGS!

Okay, this Britney Spears business of “is she or isn’t she sane enough to care for herself?” just turned VERY serious when her dogs got involved. This is a woman who was determined to be incapable of raising her own sons. She was accused by her housekeeper and dog sitter of neglecting the health of two dogs we never knew she even HAD. We see lots of pics of Britney and her hot boyfriend, but NEVER the dogs. Most dog owners LOVE sharing photos of their dogs. Does she really care about them? Does posting topless photos of herself just take up too much of her time? Until Britney gets some kind of mental evaluation, we’d like to see her dogs go home with the sitter…

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DIANE KEATON’S LOVE STORY

Diane Keaton has no qualms about telling the world she’s madly in love with her dogs. She doesn’t hesitate to get right down on the ground to communicate with them. This is either her young female Golden Retriever Reggie or her older female Emmie. She spent the pandemic isolating with just her dogs and says “The love that I feel for all the dogs that I’ve had in my life is unlike any other love that I’ve experienced.” Take note, Warren Beatty!

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SIMON COWELL IS A CREATURE OF HABIT

Simon Cowell has spent his vacation in the same place in Barbados every summer since we can remember. Though the years he added a wife (Lauren Silverman) a child (Eric) and four dogs, who all come along. He adopted his most recently acquired dog at a charity event in Barbados. The family, along with helpers, fly in Simon’s private jet and stay in a lavish rented villa. His pooches are treated like royalty and Simon loves his dogs so much that he says he “cannot bear the thought of them NOT being around.” So he is contemplating cloning them all!

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MARK WAHLBERG: NOT AS SWEET AS HE LOOKS

He should know better than to pose with a truly adorable dog- Mark Wahlberg is nearly invisible in this photo. That furry face! It was only last year during the BLM protests that Wahlberg foolishly posted a photo of George Floyd online, along with sympathetic comments. Outraged readers immediately brought up Wahlberg’s own history of racially motivated hate crimes that he committed as a teenager. In fact, they take up four paragraphs on his Wikipedia page. Wahlberg immediately took down the George Floyd pic and stayed under the radar for awhile. A short time later, Wikipedia changed the title of “Hate Crimes” on Wahlberg’s Wikipedia page to “Racial Incidents.”

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ARMIE HAMMER: LEAVE THE DOG OUT OF IT!

Believe it or not, Armie Hammer even involved his family’s adorable Welsh Terrier, Archie, in his freakish cutting fantasies. He confessed to a girlfriend that he tormented the mild-mannered dog into biting him and then displayed the stitched up bite wound on social media. The girlfriend said he threatened to strangle the dog. He obviously didn’t mean it because he was seen walking Archie not long after. But still…

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