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JESSE JAMES ATTEMPTS TO GLAMORIZE HIS SLEAZY IMAGE IN HIS BOOK “AMERICAN OUTLAW”

We get the feeling that Jesse James, 42, thinks his new book “American Outlaw” will reveal him to be a macho man and lovable bad boy who couldn’t tolerate his ex-wife Sandra Bullock’s phony Hollywood life. But from what we’ve seen, it exposes him as a misogynist and a shallow coward. He said he felt “trapped” in his marriage to his “high class wife who wasn’t some whore in the back of a Daytona nightclub.” Apparently, in his twisted mind – there are “good girls” and “whores” and he’s more comfortable with the latter. He admits he asserted his masculine independence with infidelity. (Wake up, Kat!)

FYI: The book title comes from Jesse’s claim that he is related to the infamous cowboy outlaw Jesse James, yet he refused to prove it by genealogy or DNA, when given the opportunity.

ANOTHER BUMP IN THE ROAD FOR LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AMANDA SEYFRIED

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“Little Red Riding Hood” star Amanda Seyfried has not been lucky at love. She confessed that her long-term boyfriend Dominic Cooper broke her heart and lately she’s been happily dating Ryan Phillippe. But suddenly there’s a wrench in the works. Ryan has been accused of cheating on Amanda with another girl who is now pregnant. (Remember? He cheated on Reese Witherspoon also) Amanda appears to be attracted to wolves in sheep’s clothing.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET JESSICA BIEL TO BREAK UP WITH HIM FOR THE PAST YEAR

As usual, Justin Timberlake, 30, is cowardly about actually confronting the situation and breaking up with girlfriends, so he does things that would cause the girl – in this case, Jessica Biel – to break up with HIM. He’s been restless for quite awhile and Jessica didn’t get the hint. Last June we wrote about Justin at a Lakers game desperately trying to get the phone number of a pretty Laker girl who miraculously turned him down FLAT because she knew he had a girlfriend. Last fall he was suspected of fooling around with Olivia Munn, and we’re thinking he probably did. Justin’s mother Lynn urged him to end his relationship with Cameron Diaz, and we wonder if she was also involved in this Jessic Biel split. And does Justin have another athletic girl waiting in the wings? Could be.

EVA LONGORIA CAUGHT TONY PARKER CHEATING WITH TEXTS

What a week for Eva Longoria. First she had to deny reports that her ballplayer husband Tony Parker filed for divorce on Monday, then today she filed for divorce HERSELF. Tony cheated on her with more than one woman – with hundreds of texts as evidence. One woman is a teammates wife. (Didn’t he learn ANYTHING from the Tiger Woods split?) Eva, who happens to be a nice girl, put up with a lot during their marriage – Tony was always whining that their separations were “difficult” for him and implying temptation. Eva’s close friend Mario Lopez says she is heartbroken over the situation. We wonder if the mistresses will be shopping around their stories.

KAT VON D CHOOSES TO IGNORE JESSE JAMES’ TRACK RECORD

Something is going on here and it’s more than romance. Suddenly Jesse James is ENJOYING having paparazzi trail him. He’s POSING. (Remember, if Jesse were seeing an unknown stripper, paps probably wouldn’t be following him.) He and Kat Von D visited her tattoo shop L.A. Ink with great fanfare, they went to gas up her Bentley, and then they had lunch at the super high visibility Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. On top of that, Kat, 28, confessed that she’s in “love” with Jesse and that he’s “The One” at a red carpet event last night. Can you imagine her leaping into this relationship without an ounce of caution? There’s more to this than meets the eye.

KAT VON D: CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED ABOUT JESSE JAMES

Jesse James has been mouthing off that he cheated on Sandra Bullock because she was away making movies all the time. What’s a guy supposed to DO? Now that he’s dating Kat Von D, he’s presented with another dilemma. She lives and does her show “L.A. Ink” in Los Angeles, and he just moved to Austin, Texas! Evidently Kat will just have to factor in cheating as part of THEIR long distance relationship also.

DID KELLY OSBOURNE CATCH HER BOYFRIEND LUKE WORRALL CHEATING WITH A GIRL OR A BOY?

The big question floating around Hollywood since Kelly Osbourne and model Luke Worrall split up because she caught him cheating is: did she catch him with a MALE or a FEMALE? Last December this site doubted that the “engaged” pair would ever marry, especially since he had just appeared on the cover of cross-dressing magazine Candy. For some reason Kelly’s lips are sealed – she’s been carefully avoiding the subject of just WHO he cheated with, but most people think it was a man. Sharon Osbourne never liked him.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND THE LAKER GIRL WHO TURNED HIM DOWN

Quite by chance, we happened upon this photo of Justin Timberlake at a Lakers game and the blonde Laker girl who turned him down is sitting right in front of him! He usually sits in the front row and that’s close to where the Laker Girls perch. We don’t know when the photo was taken but we’re assuming it was long before he made a pass at her. It’s especially funny because he seems to be licking his chops!

THIS LAKER GIRL REJECTED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S ADVANCES

This dancer should be named “Woman of the Year.” WHY? Because she RESISTED Justin Timberlake’s charms, that’s why! Last week Justin was sitting in the front row at the Lakers game and he was ogling this college educated Laker girl. He asked around and found the woman in charge of the Laker girls and asked the woman to please get the girl’s phone number for him, begging “Put in a good word for me!” The woman informed the Laker girl about her famous admirer and the girl obviously knew Justin has a girlfriend (Jessica Biel) and she replied “No thanks- I don’t want to be another Bombshell McGee!” The woman reminded the dancer that Justin “isn’t married” but she wouldn’t budge. Unaccustomed to rejection, Justin later approached the Lakers PR person and asked for an introduction to the blonde dancer. Again, she flatly REFUSED to meet him! Don’t you LOVE a girl who has respect for other women? We do.