Britney Spears

BRITNEY SPEARS: PLEASE DITCH THE TOXIC EYELINER!

She keeps TRYING, but Britney Spears, 39, cannot compete with her boyfriend Sam Asghari’s extraordinary -and flattering- Instagram posts. Sam must have professional photoshoots every week because his social media is loaded with self promoting- and sexy -pics of his muscles and handsome face in beautiful lighting. Britney’s pics are limited to selfies taken at unflattering angles. Brit recently made a fuss over her new “haircut” -“In with the old – out with the new!” she declared. Actually it looks like she had her old long hair extensions removed and is giving her scalp a break. Her hair does look better, but what we’d like to see her remove is that black makeup around her eyes.

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TWO SIDES TO THE BRITNEY SPEARS STORY

For years we’ve been hearing about Britney Spears’struggle to remove her father as the person in control of her court conservatorship. She has even announced that she refuses to work as long as her father is in charge of her life and career – and she hasn’t. Jamie Spears had always seemed like an okay guy until a former business partner described a confrontation. New York restauranteur Bobby Ochs partnered with Britney to open a restaurant called Nyla at the Dylan Hotel in 2002. A few days before the grand opening, Jamie barged into Ochs office with a man and woman and he appeared to be high or hungover – “bouncing off the walls!” Jamie was yelling in front of managers and chefs that the man and woman with him would be hired as managers for Britney’s restaurant. He also wanted the chefs replaced and a new menu! He declared “Nobody is going to ruin my little girl’s place!” It turned out Jamie had met the couple the night before in a random NY bar he’d been drinking in. Ochs explained to Jamie that this could not happen and he became unhinged – screaming in his face, nearly getting physical. Ochs managed to calm him down and Jamie later apologized, but Ochs said he’s not surprised Britney doesn’t want him running her life, “I can’t imagine him running anything!” Maybe Britney’s been right all along.

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BRITNEY VS SAM: WHICH ONE IS THE SUPERSTAR?

Britney Spears, 38, didn’t have a lot of good luck choosing significant others until she met her latest boyfriend Sam Asghari, 26. The father of her two children, Keven Federline, was a video dancer and he’s been living off Britney since they split because he has custody of their boys. Her current beau Sam is much more ambitious and self-disciplined, it appears. He’s a personal trainer and model and frequently posts photos of himself on Instagram to advertise his talents. Britney seems to have no knack for photos and her pix are considerably less focused – and a whole lot less flattering. Judging by the photos, you’d never guess SHE was the megastar!

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BRITNEY SPEARS’ PHOTOGENIC BOYFRIEND

Britney Spears has her fair share of ups and downs, but her longtime boyfriend Sam Asghari is steady (and studly) as they come. He’s also an avid self-promoter – apparently he’s a fitness model, an actor, and he sells workout supplements. He has quite a collection of flattering photos online, which is more than you can say for Britney. Her pics are amateurish and always from a high-up strange angle. Sam hopes to follow in The Rock’s footsteps…

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BRITNEY SPEARS: I DO THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE

Britney Spears, 38, posted this photo of herself in a plaid shirt and glasses and she explained “I want to show what I look like on a daily basis.” When asked about the ladder, she explained “I was trying to fix a light- but realized I was too short!” She DOES look like a normal girl- just in a big house. Did you know Britney pays her ex-husband Kevin $60,000 a month because he has 70% custody of their two sons Sean, 14, and Jayden, 13? Britney is obviously a young woman with problems and she really yearns NOT to be perceived that way…

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BRITNEY SPEARS HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE

Even Britney Spears (wherever she is) cannot escape the tyranny of the vandals. Her ill-fated pop-up “museum” called The Zone opened in February, and it was only open a few weeks when it had to close for coronavirus isolation. It’s described as the “ultimate fan experience” – located on 3rd near Fairfax at a former K-mart store – and consists of 10 rooms dedicated to her various videos. Price of admission: $40-$60 per adult. Visitors seemed to like it, but who knows WHAT will happen next – the outside already has graffiti…

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OOPS! WHAT IS BRITNEY SPEARS BOYFRIEND UP TO?

Britney Spears’ boyfriend Sam Asghari might have some ‘splaining to do when Brit sees this photo. Sam and a very attractive young woman had lunch together at Bristol Farms today and paparazzi surprised them on their way out to Sam’s car in the parking lot. Sam has that “deer in the headlights” look on his face but we doubt if he was up to no good. His companion could easily be a training partner, and Bristol Farms is NOT exactly a romantic trysting place.

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IS SAM ASGHARI CHEATING ON BRITNEY?

Our first reaction to this photo: “Omigosh, Britney Spears’ boyfriend is cheating on her!” A closer look revealed that the brunette with Sam Asghari is Britney with her new dark hair. She’s had it for about two weeks now and we wonder if she’s now free to go places without being recognized so easily. And we wonder if she’s being treated differently now that she’s not a blonde. Her diplomatic boyfriend swears he likes her hair light OR dark, but we predict she’ll be blonde again before Halloween.

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Above: Britney and Sam at the Daytime Beauty Awards, whatever THAT is…

WHO IS REALLY BEHIND THE “FREE BRITNEY” DEMONSTRATIONS?

These demonstrators made quite a scene outside the courtroom dealing with Britney Spears’ conservatorship hearing and it made us wonder: who is behind this? SOMEONE is motivated to organize these people (fans?) with their signs. The #FreeBritney movement has flourished, even though Britney has never complained about the conservatorship, and her life seems back on track. (The LA Times spent three months investigating her conservatorship, and could find NO evidence that she was being harmed.) The only person we know of who would love to see Britney free to choose her own associates is Sam Lufti, who probably still has a restraining order keeping him away. HE inserted himself into her life during Britney’s head-shaving meltdown days, and her family banned him from contacting her. So it may NOT be “concerned fans” behind this movement.

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