Audrina Patridge

EVEN THE STRIPPERS OGLED PAMELA ANDERSON

Maybe Courtney Love was right when she claimed Pamela Anderson is broke. Why else would Pam show up for the opening of the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse in New York, except for the money? AND vegeterian Pam’ll have to put up with PETA complaining about the eating of dead animals. This strip club is so fancy they offer “designer suites with private butlers.” Pam was supposed to open the club with Audrina Patridge but Audrina backed out and Shannen Doherty, of all people, subbed. At least Pam flashed some skin. (Shannen did NOT) Samantha Ronson was DJ and we’re sure they were disappointed that her exgirlfriend Lindsay wasn’t around to liven things up.

By Janet / April 28, 2009

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WHITNEY PORT GOT OFF TO A BAD START WITH DIANE VON FURSTENBERG EMPLOYEES

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Whitney Port, Lauren Conrad, and Audrina Patridge celebrated the finale of “The Hills” at a viewing party at Tavern on the Green. Whitney’s spin-off show “The City” features her working in the fashion business at Diane Von Furstenberg. MTV decided the staffers at Diane were “lacking in personality” so they hired an actress to do the business scenes with Whitney. The real employees were somewhat insulted.

By hoodlum / December 23, 2008

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INTRODUCING THE NEW IMPROVED AUDRINA PATRIDGE

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We were astonished to see the change in Audrina Patridge’s measurements in the last few months. She’s WAY more voluptuous than she appeared just last spring. The photo below was taken several months back when Audrina made an appearance at a Chicago club and hung out in the DJ booth.

By hoodlum / August 6, 2008

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AUDRINA PATRIDGE: MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS

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Earth to Audrina! She looks mighty happy with her arms draped around that cheating biker exboyfriend of hers, Justin “Bobby” Brescia. They were snapped last night leaving Dolce’s five year anniversary party together. Last year Audrina dumped him when she got fed up with his antics. Audrina’s friends from “The Hills” said that Justin ignored her when they went out, didn’t ask her out on dates, and didn’t return her calls. Not only that but he macked on a redhead right in front of her face. Time heals all wounds.

By hoodlum / May 21, 2008

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AUDRINA PATRIDGE IS NO TOP MODEL

Is there no end to the Audrina Patridge pin-up photo collection? One thing for sure – as cute as she is, Audrina would never make it on the show “America’s Top Model.” We can just IMAGINE Tyra Banks getting a load of this photo. “Your mouth is tense and your eyes look dead! Your shoulders are hunched up and your pose looks uncomfortable and awkward. There’s nothing sexy about this picture!”

By hoodlum / April 10, 2008

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ASHTON KUTCHER: POP FICTION GETS DUMBER EVERY DAY

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To Ashton Kutcher’s dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge’s contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)
A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?

By hoodlum / March 28, 2008

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LAUREN CONRAD AND HER NEW BEST FRIEND AUDRINA PATRIDGE

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge – best girlfriends from The Hills, showed up at Area last night. They always have a lot to talk about – their mutual loathing of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, although Audrina isn’t as demonstrative as LC. The question remains: who is the biggest manipulator- LC or Spencer? As for Audrina- what’s that red band on your wrist? You haven’t joined the Madonna cult, have you?

By hoodlum / August 27, 2007

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