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MADONNA'S RED STRING IS WORKING FOR HER

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Madonna dragged Lourdes to yet another Kabbalah meeting in New York. We wonder what Lourdes’ father Carlos Leon thinks of Kabbalah. Madonna’s red string bracelet is supposed to ward off bad spirits, so we’re guessing that Madonna thinks the A-Rod scandal isn’t so bad – it’s actually brilliant publicity for her upcoming tour. Otherwise she’d throw that string in the trash.

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ALEX RODRIGUEZ POURS HIS HEART OUT

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Beset by turmoil and accusations, whose shoulder is Alex Rodriguez crying on? The guy Alex turned to is not his lawyer – he happens to be the head of Kabbalah, Michael Berg. Of course! They had dinner at Serefina Fabulous Grill in New York. We’d LOVE to know what they chatted about.

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TOM CRUISE TAKE NOTE: MADONNA HIT A HOME RUN FOR KABBALAH

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We’re fascinated by Cynthia Rodriguez’s choice of words when she accused Madonna of destroying her marriage to baseballer Alex Rodriguez. She never used the words affair or cheating. She did use the term “marital misconduct” which her lawyer describes as “an affair of the heart.” We’re thinking Madonna didn’t fool around with Alex at all – what she did was WORSE. She seduced or “recruited” him into her Kabbalah cult. And Madonna’s Kabbalah pal Guy Oseary helped her bring Alex into the “fold.” Alex is quite a catch for the group. Cynthia did play up the fact that she is Greek orthodox and apparently wants to keep her distance from Kabbalah. Madonna didn’t capture Alex’s HEART, she BRAINWASHED him! Cynthia had better get her money out of that marriage before the Kabbalahs get it.

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CLOSE CALL

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ANOTHER Yankee with airplane problems! Today third baseman Alex Rodriguez was in a private plane that didn’t stop soon enough and over -ran the runway at Burbank airport, landing with a thump in a sand pit, designed for the purpose of stopping runaway planes. The two crew members and five passengers had an abrupt scare but it ended quickly. It took nearly two hours of investigation before the passengers were allowed to deplane from the sand pit that stopped the plane. A-Rod, considered one of the most valuable Yankees, downplayed the incident, insisting it was no big deal.

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