Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene get along just fine but their dogs are always at each other’s throats! Ashley has had her toy fox terrier Marlo for a year, but Joe recently acquired an English bulldog puppy named Winston. Feisty alpha dog Marlo resents Winston’s intrusion into HER house (Ashley and Joe and their dogs are constantly together) and they both bark and become aggressive. Unable to tolerate the fighting, Ashley hired a professional dog whisperer to treat the dogs at her West Hollywood apartment.
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Funny I just got a new puppy today. True. Little brown cockapoo. A total sweetie. If it was a girl I wanted to name it Reta. But it’s a boy.
We named him Strom.
Just kidding it’s Scooter.
Oh cool. The 2nd installment of Ashley and Joe are a real couple and not a contractual arrangement. In the first episode, they didn’t know what to do with Joe’s car. In this episode, they don’t know what to do with Joe’s dog. Oh the challenges of domestic bliss. You couldn’t make this stuff up. I totally believe it.
I hate those fucking people! Look at those stupid dogs. What ASSHOLES!
Congrats Patrick – me being a cat person I adopted 2 kittens a few weeks ago
believe it or not: EVEN THEIR DOGS ARE FAGGOTS!!
Patrick: funny, Iwanted to name my asshole Patty-Boy, but it too is a girl, so I named her strom!
Things must be tough JC
I don’t have a name for my asshole, Reta. Hadn’t really considered it.
Do you have a name for your vajayjay too? Snappy? Slurpy? Ol’Dusty?
Cal rescued two cats! Good for you. There is a huge rescue program going on in Canada right now for all of the pets that people can’t afford anymore due to the crunch. We actually got our pup from a nice old couple from up island, but we were considering the rescue program as Cockapoo’s are so hard to find.
His name is Scooter. But I’m naming his asshole, Lil Reta. Wink.
We don’t hear much about the Jonas Brothers anymore. Is this because everything is now about Justin Bieber?
Patrick: Sorry, no. Only assholes are worth naming and because I love to unload a steaming pile of dung on strom as often as I can, it’s only logical I would honor him with that title. Maybe you can be one of my armpits? Choose which one you’d prefer…