We were surprised to learn that Angelina Jolie incorporates function and logic into her fashion choices. Angie told Vogue that Brad and the kids tease her because she almost always wears black. She defends herself saying, “It’s utilitarian – it’s practical. Every shirt and jacket goes with every skirt or pants. Every dress goes with every shoe.” She added “And I have a tiny closet.” THERE’S a jolt. Perhaps the most famous and beautiful actress in the world, with multiple mansions, HAS A TINY CLOSET! She seems to be the opposite of the majority of celebrities like Mariah Carey who displayed their humongous closets on Cribs.
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Yes, Angelina likes everything to match: a tiny closet, tiny sense of morality, tiny amount of caring for her children, tiny personal reputation, tiny amount of people who trust her.
And if rumors are true, her stud-puppy has a tiny ween. It’s been reported that Gwyneth and Jennifer got together, got drunk and compared notes, collapsing in laughter at the thought of ‘it’.
Does this sound like a made-up story from a rag mag? Maybe, maybe not. Truth is stranger than fiction in HW.
P.S.: Good job, Bluejay.
She is so 2006. Meh…
Indy there are pictures of ‘it’ on the net when he is frolicking about with goopy around the pool – he is average at minimum and you are missing Ajs bents, vanilla sex would not be a staple for her, so to some point size wouldn’t matter to her.
Her closet is taken over by many skeletons. No place for clothes left.
In which of her dozen houses is this so- called closet? She dresses horrendously, so who cares.
Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston have huge closets, but not because of all their clothes, but their hubands.
^^^^And, here’s betting they will never come out of the closet.
pssssst: HER V*GINA ISN’T BIG EITHER, folks!!
Love the comments about Brad’s tiny todger. That may explain his devotion to Angelina — if there is a Hollywood actress who can accommodate or work around a teeny weeny, he will want to hold onto her like grim death. After all, most celeb vaginas are like empty highways — you can drive as long, hard and wildy as you want and rarely hit the sides.
Angelina is so beautiful and has bagged one of the “Sexiest Men Alive” that she has no need to try to impress herself or her man. Bigger fish to fry baby!!
Muffin, according to Andrew Morton, Angelina does indeed like to fry fish.
LOL Sebastian! Angelina has a beautiful face since her nosejob, but her body continues to look like Crackhead Mary’s.
Well now isn’t this a juicy bit of news. I did always believe that piece of propaganda she has consistently thrown out there–that one’s the truth. She doesn’t have any style and never has. She does wear black. So do we. We get it. You’re just like us. Except for all that real estate on all those continents. Oh, and the private jet that you fire up on the hour to give kiddie rides to the world neighbors. That part doesn’t quite match that of my friends (one of whom actually gave birth to and raised six children. And she has a Master’s in Finance.) So suck it, Angelina and your small, black closet.
Angelina is just a jet-set goth girl. Hardly warrants laurels OR darts. I agree with many of the posts of the past — she is dull as dishwater. Her reputation as a home-wrecker and a baby collector are just affectations. Yawn.
She has a very strong jaw line.
Angie’s got it all wrong–black does not match black. All blacks have a base color–blue, green, purple, brown, etc. She must look hideous; and I doubt that the “family” is “teasing” her. More like disgusted, fed up, had enough of the gloom.
Thanks Indy! I enjoy your posts.
Angie is pretty and that’s about it. There is nothing remotely interesting about her other than that so I imagine in a few years when she’s not “hot” anymore she will go bezerk from people not paying attention to her.
Really!, I agree with you, but, she has tattooed much of herself, engaged in cutting and similar creepy behavior, French-kissed her brother on the red carpet, shunned her own father (and made his life a misery in the process), collected orphans, and stolen someone’s husband. I am not sure I want to see her version of beserk.
Truly beautiful, talented woman doesn’t need a lot of fancy clothes, makeup or jewelry..
dee cee, true: truly beautiful and talented women…
And one day Hollywood is going to once again present us with one.
I think Brad is a little afraid of her, maybe a lot afraid of her at times. There’s just something about her that seems unstable, besides all the babies she collects and her wild jet-set lifestyle.
I think Angelina and Billy Bob were a perfect match. But he, one can be perfectly matched and think: This is too much work. I don’t want someone tough and hard like me, I want a little wifey who will say yes dear and no dear, and three bags full dear, and do everything I say. I am going to go out and get myself a pretty thing with a soft voice and a cute smile, and a meek personality.
And that is just what Angelina did.
Unstable certainly…Angie is well known for her lesbianism which hasn’t gone away. When will Whitney Houston fess up about her’s?
Truth be told (which it probably won’t be), both of them are cheating like crazy, and Angie a lot of times w/ the ladies.
Either double major with journalism and creative writing, or a “good” school in an urban area where I could major in journalism and minor in creative writing? I’m only a sophmore in high school but I know I love to write and I don’t know what I’d enjoy more as an actual career, journalism or creative writing. What would be the best college for someone like me?.
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Unstable certainly…Angie is well known for her lesbianism which hasn’t gone away. When will Whitney Houston’s enablers fess up about her appetite for females?