Vogue

CELEBRITIES ARE COMPETING FOR TOP SPOTS AT THE MET GALA

The 2024 Met Ball celebrity hosts haven’t been announced and it’s already turned into a NIGHTMARE for the powers-that-be at Vogue. According to a magazine source, the top A-list celebrities are all jockeying to have the coveted last arrival time. As our source explains, aside from being asked to co-host, the other most prestigious honor is to be given the latest arrival time. Everyone from Lady Gaga to Beyoncé want to be the LAST to walk on the red carpet. (less crowded, more attention!) Some celebs are even threatening to boycott unless they’re given that final slot! While it hasn’t been confirmed yet, our source whispers that Anna Wintour is sensibly leaning toward giving Taylor Swift the honor of either co-hosting or arriving last.

 

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PARIS JACKSON: BEING BLACK IS AN ASSET

Paris Jackson, 24, appears to have a lot of choices for her life- she aspires to be a singer, model and actress. For the past month she’s been touring in Europe as a solo act and ironically AEG is promoting her tour. You might remember her family sued AEG after the death of her father Michael Jackson and lost. No hard feelings. Paris still considers herself to be Black, but she hasn’t acquired a large Black fan base yet. When she’s not singing, she IS landing lots of modeling jobs and has already appeared on four international Vogue covers. And expensive designers fight to dress her for red carpet events, so life is good…

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NAOMI CAMPBELL AND HER MYSTERY BABY

We always thought that model Naomi Campbell, 51, was an odd (and pretentious) character, and this magazine cover backs that up. British Vogue featured Naomi on their March cover with her 9 month old baby girl that NOBODY knew about! Naomi’s close friends admit that they knew she WANTED a baby, but were gobsmacked when she suddenly appeared with her little girl. In her interview inside the magazine, Naomi coyly refused to discuss where the baby came from. (She never appeared to be pregnant) She insisted the baby was not adopted – “she’s MY child!” Naomi also refused to name the biological father. We’re thinking she used a surrogate- but why is she being so weird and evasive with Vogue?

Photo: British Vogue

BILLIE EILISH’S RESPONSE TO BODY SHAMERS

This is not a photographic head transplant – that’s Billie Eilish and her genuine physique. The 19 year old singer admits to having a “toxic relationship” with her body so she always wears baggy clothes. When a paparazzi caught her off-guard in shorts and a t-shirt, a man in the UK remarked on Twitter that she was too young to have a “mid-thirties wine mom body.” Her fans were outraged and defended her while Billie quit Twitter. Apparently she wants the last laugh because she posed for these sexy lingerie photos for British Vogue in response to the guy’s body shaming and she rightfully defends her “normal body.”

Photo: British Vogue

HEIDI KLUM’S DAUGHTER LENI IS ALREADY A COVER GIRL!

Heidi Klum decided that sixteen was the perfect age for her daughter Leni to be allowed to model. Leni has been interested in getting into the business for awhile, but mom turned down offers and refused to allow it until now. Leni never imagined she’d make her modeling debut on the COVER of Vogue Germany! Everybody is saying Leni is a mini-me of Heidi, but we think hair is what they have most in common. Their faces are quite different and beautiful in their own way. It’s nice that all of Heidi’s kids are very fond of her new husband, Tokyo Hotel musician Tom Kaulitz. Tom wisely included the kids when he proposed to Heidi – and asked their permission first!

Photo: Vogue Germany

KENDALL JENNER AND THAT INFAMOUS GOLD TOOTH

Here’s a fad that didn’t catch on – with models, anyway. Back in 2017, Kendall Jenner was photographed sporting a big gold tooth at London Fashion Week. (It brought back the memory of a day, back in the late 80’s, we spent frantically shopping for a gold tooth on 42nd Street because we wanted to look like Willy DeVille) It wasn’t very flattering, but Kendall’s tooth started a ruckus at Vogue when they wrote about it. Some staffers labeled the tooth “cultural appropriation” (which is ridiculous because imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery!) Anyway, Vogue staffers turned on each other and accused editor Anna Wintour of insensitivity. A big fuss over nothing, right? Kendall hasn’t been seen wearing the tooth again…

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KAMALA HARRIS IS ALREADY A COMFORTABLE COVER GIRL

Remember at the beginning of this year when James Woods made a fuss over the fact that Melania Trump, a former model and the most beautiful of all first ladies, has NEVER been featured on an American style magazine cover during her husband’s four years in office? In her eight years as First Lady, Michelle Obama had 12 magazine covers, including 3 times on Vogue. When we saw this Kamala Harris Elle magazine cover just released, we got the feeling “this is the start of something BIG” and it seems so right…

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BEN AFFLECK’S LIFE IS HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

Ben Affleck, 48, must have been pleasantly surprised when he learned that he’s now living with a Vogue cover girl! Ben met Ana de Armas, 32, last November when they filmed Dark Water together, and they’ve been inseparable ever since. You probably remember Ana from her starring role in Knives Out. The Cuban-Spanish actress recently gave up her Venice apartment to move into Ben’s house. She’s made friends with Ben’s kids (they all love dogs) and Ben’s ex Jennifer Garner seems genuinely happy for Ben.

Photo: Vogue Mexico

LIZZO: TRUTH DOESN’T HAVE TO HURT!

Moschino designer Jeremy Scott posted this amazing photo on Instagram of Lizzo wearing his dress in Vogue, and we were duly impressed. Lizzo has never looked more beautiful. She loves fashion (the crazier the better) and will literally try anything, but this is the first time we’ve seen her just look pretty. Lizzo says that she prefers the term “body normative” to “body positive.” She points out that she aims to normalize her body, and that “being fat is normal!” Her size doesn’t stop Lizzo from wearing outlandish stage wear and she encourages other big girls to have fun and do the same.

Photo: Hype Williams for Vogue

KAIA GERBER KEEPS HER PARENTS ON EDGE

Kaia Gerber is only 18, but they want her to grow up FAST in Japan – she looks like she’s been around the block a few times on this Vogue Japan cover. Kaia’s personal life continues to baffle her fans. Her last relationship was with SNL’s quirky Pete Davidson, and her family was relieved to see that end. But lately she’s been seen hanging out and HOLDING HANDS with bisexual Cara Delevingne, so she may or may not, be headed in a whole new direction…