Madonna

LIKE IT OR NOT: MORE ABOUT MADONNA

In case you didn’t notice, Madonna is all over Paper Magazine’s current issue – she’s pictured partying in a large group of very colorful NY club types – mostly gay. BUT if you look closely she is either kissing, licking, or fondling, one special young guy in most of the pics. Yup, it’s her new 23 year old boyfriend! It makes sense- Madonna has a distinct preference for lanky Latino guys under 30. His name is Andrew Darnell and he’s a working model as well as an accomplished skateboarder. Madonna posted some of their sexy Paper pix online and captioned them “finally enough love.”

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MADONNA AND WEIRD AL? NO WAY!

Madonna must be SO flattered right now. It’s HER 80’s image that is being used to promote the new movie Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Apparently the image of Daniel Radcliffe, who is starring as Al, is not enough. Evan Rachel Wood is doing a nice take on Madonna in the film and her scenes (including a make-out scene) with Daniel are being widely promoted. Readers are confused – did Madonna and Al have a relationship? Absolutely NOT. They probably never met. This movie is NOT a life story – it’s a complete parody. Al’s character has celebrity affairs, a depraved lifestyle, and lives in a gaudy mansion. The real Al never smoked, drank or even cussed. The confusion is deliberate. Madonna must be answering LOTS of questions about Al today…

Photo: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

MADONNA’S REAR END HAS A LIFE OF IT’S OWN

Perhaps inspired by the butt-obsessed MTV music awards, Madonna posted some new and heavily filtered photos of herself in pink hair and fishnet hose, situated in a black, very masculine bathroom. We think she should have looked a LITTLE closer at the photo of herself sprawled next to the black toilet. Something is very weird about her backside. Remember New Year’s Eve in 2019 when she was photographed with a huge looking butt? Rumors FLEW that she had gotten butt implants. When directly asked, she responded “I’m desperately seeking no one’s approval!” That sounds like a yes, but we think she should get a refund- that butt looks both fake and bumpy…

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THEY ALL SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MADONNA IN SICILY

Madonna is not one to ignore her birthday – even if it happens to be her 64th. She LOVES a big party and flew a boatload of friends to her favorite place in Sicily, an 18th century Sicilian palace, for a lavish celebration. She’s been planning the big day (August 16) for months, according to The Sun, and will spare no expense for the dinner and live band – there HAS to be dancing. This year it will be interesting to see WHO she dances with – she broke up with her dancer boyfriend Ahlamalik Williams a few months ago, and has been on the prowl in fishnet stockings ever since…

Photos: Instagram – Bottom photo- Son Rocco Ritchie’s birthday is Aug 11, so they shared the celebration

GUESS WHO’S TWERKING FOR LIKES NOW!

Just when you thought she couldn’t get more provocative with her personal pics, Madonna proved herself a hot competitor for Cardi B and the rest of the twerking girls. Like Britney Spears’ fans, some of Madonna’s fans are worried and questioning her taste level these days. Granted, she’s on the prowl for a new boyfriend, but does she have to go THERE?

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MADONNA CRANKS UP THE VOLUME

No way is gay icon Madonna going to let a New York Pride celebration happen without a performance from HER. You might recall Madonna kissing Britney Spears at the VMA’s a few years back. She took it to the next level this week at a surprise concert at Terminal 5 in New York. Dominican rapper Tokischa joined her onstage for a few songs and the tension grew as they launched into a hot takeout session. That was followed by a lengthy simulated sex performance that had the crowd screaming. Madonna is releasing her new album FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE on Aug 19

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ROCCO RITCHIE AND LOURDES LEON HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Nice to see Madonna’s kids hanging out together. Madonna’s oldest daughter Lourdes Leon was hired to model in the Marine Serre show during Fashion Week in Paris and her half-brother Rocco Ritchie, 21, popped over from the UK to catch the show. Lourdes and Rocco both lived with their mother in New York until a few years ago. Rocco was on his mother’s Rebel Heart Tour when he was 16 and he abruptly quit the tour and moved in with his father, director Guy Ritchie in London. This caused a family rift which has since settled, and Rocco is living with Guy’s family and studying art in the UK. He’s even had a few art shows and sold paintings under the fake name of Rhed. Which makes sense because he’s always had a killer sense of style.

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JULIA GARNER IS THE MATERIAL GIRL

To no one’s surprise, Julia Garner (Ozark) has been cast to play Madonna in the Universal biopic of her life- and she was cast BY Madonna. It was no easy casting process. All actresses under consideration for the role were put through complex dance, acting, and singing sessions, often under Madonna’s watchful eye. (She IS directing the film) Garner was already a frontrunner because she resembles Madonna, but she had to prove she can sing and dance like her also. And you KNOW Madonna has high standards for herself. We can’t help but wonder which actors will be cast by Madonna to play her long list of boyfriends (Tony Ward, Dennis Rodman, Carlos Leon etc) – and will she FALL for one of them?

Photo: Marie Claire

GUESS WHO’S LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND

Maybe the fact that she’s now single has inspired Madonna to fall back into old habits. You might remember, she had times in her life when nudity and shock value were very important to her- usually between boyfriends. Her fans had widely varying reactions to this questionable photo she posted and captioned “jet lag.” As usual there were guys drooling, but plenty of scolding, too. Some were gagging and called her a narcissist. Others feared this pic would “damage her legacy.” Others accused her of “trying way tooo hard” and suggested she “get help.” An older more practical fan commented “I cringe for your kids.” We’re guessing Madonna won’t read the negative comments, but we do hope she finds a boyfriend soon…

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