YOU’D NEVER GUESS JESSICA SIMPSON WAS THE HEAD OF A BILLION DOLLAR FASHION CONGLOMERATE

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We never thought we’d encounter a plaid we didn’t like, but – here it is. Jessica Simpson left a business meeting in a New York office building dressed like THIS. (Doesn’t she look around at other women on the street?) Her skirt is WAY too short, and paired with 7 inch heels, looks tired. And absurdly impractical. Just because you have great legs doesn’t mean you have to show them all the time! Jessica’s shapeless and boxy top doesn’t give us any confidence in her design talent, either. Everyone makes mistakes…

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13 thoughts on “YOU’D NEVER GUESS JESSICA SIMPSON WAS THE HEAD OF A BILLION DOLLAR FASHION CONGLOMERATE

  1. Damn she looks good! As for showing her legs – Kim Trashassian shows her big ass and boobs ALL the time. Jess at least looks good doing it.

  2. She isn’t the head of a billion dollar fashion conglomerate.
    She’s a hired hand, that’s been given a title at the company by its real owners & she get an annual fee for licensing her name. Probably one or two per cent of profits.

  3. I agree with the three commenters above. Janet you sound like the ultimate hater. Jessica’s legs are fierce, of course she should show them off, and the plaid is so loud it’s fun.

    The shoes are tired though, no one wears those “I’m so obviously a short chick” platforms.

  4. Jessica and her younger Sister have already been divorced once in their young lives. Her Father, a self proclaimed “Minister” left his wife for homosexual relations with a very young Man. This Woman should not be celebrated in any way as a role model.

  5. Jimmy, sit down! If you’re attractive, it’s inevitable you will divorce at least once.

  6. Becca nailed it…she only get’s a fee for licensing her name. Nothing wrong with that and it’s no risk…but don’t make her out to be a business genius. Stupid clash in prints she has on.

    Is she known to have herpes, also?

  7. Her calves are the envy of many a body builder. I’m sorry, but she looks like a man to me now.

  8. Dunno, that security guy sure seems to be enjoying the view.

    Jessica looks good.

  9. I think she’s had lap band surgery. She has not been this slender in a very long time; and yes, her calves are too muscular.

  10. Twyla, how can you say she probably had lapband, those ppl who get that are fat and lazy and would never have Jessica’s muscle definition. Ppl in Hollywood can afford the best nutritionists and trainers, that’s why their bodies look nothing like the fatties who want to call out Jessica’s physique.

  11. Becca is right. It’s not like the dimwit designs anything or even runs anything.

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