TONY CURTIS IS STILL ALIVE AND MAKING A MOVIE
After The National Enquirer reported that Tony Curtis was seriously ill with pneumonia and printed photos of him looking frail in a wheelchair, we thought he was a goner. But miraculously, he has bounced back and is now making a movie called David And Fatima. For the first time since he started losing his luxurious black pompadour, Tony has removed his toupee and revealed his bald pate for the movie. He plays an elderly hospital patient who imparts wisdom to a troubled younger patient. We wonder if marrying a woman 45 years younger than he is will lengthen Tony’s life or shorten it.
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Anonymous
I thought Tony Curtis died years ago! Oops!
Art Chic
Being a second generation taboild junkie I know who Tony Curtis is – a talented vain queen and not a good father to Jamie Lee Curtis.
Anonymous
I’ll bet ya most of your readers are too young to even know who Tony Curtis is or was…Bernie and Janet were one of the HOT couples of the 50s and BIG STARS..also jlc parents..and kellis
Anonymous
looks better w/out the rug.
Anonymous
gross
adrian
Bernie Schwartz was quite the looker when he was younger!