THE HONEY BOO BOO WEDDING WILL BE A RATINGS GOLD MINE

How did the producers of “Honey Boo Boo” talk Mama June into MARRYING the father of their child, Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, today on camera? June and Mike have been together happily unmarried for nine years after meeting online, and neither showed ANY interest in tying the knot. Certainly the reality show producers saw big profits in having a Georgia redneck wedding and plenty of money changed hands. June realized it would be a very profitable move and they might as well do it on TV. Added bonus: Alana “Honey Boo Boo” is happy to see her parents married. If Alana gets a college education out of all this, it will be worth it.

12 thoughts on “THE HONEY BOO BOO WEDDING WILL BE A RATINGS GOLD MINE

  1. Saw a photo on another site: her dress was camo trimmed in orange. And I thought it would be tacky!

  2. Love love love this family. Can hardly wait to see this happy occasion.

    Think how boffo the ratings would be if there was a Kardashian tie in.

    Kris and Mama June share beauty tips. Kim and Honey Boo Boo work a pole together. Rob and Uncle Poodle shopping Rodeo Drive together.

    America rocks. USA. USA. USA

  3. Rob & Uncle Poodle shopping! I’m still laughing!

  4. I’m real excited at my parents wedding, and I wan’t to thank all you folks in advance four all the kind wishes.

  5. believe it or not: these people are able now of buying a new front door.

  6. I’d rather see this wedding than Kim and Kanye’s …

  7. I love this family. I saw the Christmas special and every year they collect food for families less fortunate. They are good people.

    And if they are just getting married for ratings, good for them. Like you say Janet, this will secure their future.

  8. Give me these folks any day over the Kartrashians.

  9. Americans love their tubbish TV

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