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GLAMOURIZED HONEY BOO BOO GOES HOLLYWOOD!

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Omigosh! Honey Boo Boo is growing up FAST – with the help of Hollywood beauty experts. She and Mama June and Sugar Bear walked the red carpet at the premier of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. June and Sugar Bear participated on the show with their problematic relationship. Boo Boo is 10 now and she’s already wearing fake eyelashes, make up, and high heels. And her hair was professionally blown out for this event. Mama June still swears that the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo show Will RETURN on another network, but we’ll see it to believe it.

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HONEY BOO BOO HAS A RED CARPET MOMENT

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Who knew that they had red carpet events in Marietta, Georgia? Honey Boo Boo and her family were given the red carpet treatment at the grand opening of a local restaurant called Benzino’s Crab Trap. Despite their show being cancelled, they are still the most famous celebrities in town and caused quite a stir. Sugar Bear was heard telling someone he’s looking for a job as a truck driver. After the photo op, they all dug into plates full of crab legs.

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HONEY BOO BOO IS BOO HOOING

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Poor Honey Boo Boo. She’s uncharacteristically downcast on the set of her reality show – perhaps because her parents are separated. Mama June forced Sugar Bear to move out when she caught him trolling dating sites online. That’s how THEY met! She’s only 9, but it appears Boo Boo’s beauty contest days are over, so she’s lucky to have that TV show. Since she’s not genetically gifted, hopefully she’ll use the money to go to college…

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THE HONEY BOO BOO WEDDING WILL BE A RATINGS GOLD MINE

How did the producers of “Honey Boo Boo” talk Mama June into MARRYING the father of their child, Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, today on camera? June and Mike have been together happily unmarried for nine years after meeting online, and neither showed ANY interest in tying the knot. Certainly the reality show producers saw big profits in having a Georgia redneck wedding and plenty of money changed hands. June realized it would be a very profitable move and they might as well do it on TV. Added bonus: Alana “Honey Boo Boo” is happy to see her parents married. If Alana gets a college education out of all this, it will be worth it.