Romance

DEMI MOORE’S “ROMANCE” ISN’T REAL, BUT ASHTON’S IS

Demi Moore was NOT happy about being portrayed in the press as a pathetic creature – forsaken by her cheating husband Ashton Kutcher, and abandoned by her own daughters while struggling with substance abuse. In an effort to make herself look happy and normal, she “created” a romance with hot New Zealand actor Martin Henderson, twelve years her junior. She spent time with him in Connecticut with mutual friends and made sure they were photographed together. She looked carefree and happy in the photos and they DID enhance her image, and didn’t do HIM any harm either. But SOMEONE (probably a friend of Martin) blew the whistle on Demi and told the Enquirer that they are only friends and there is no romance. Back at the height of he acting career, Demi earned the name “Gimme More” because she made outrageous and incredibly selfish demands on the set, so she probably isn’t that easy to live with. Manwhile, Ashton’s fling with Mila Kunis is gaining momentum.

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST: A RELATIONSHIP OF CONVENIENCE

First Kim Kardashian announces she’s trying to keep her personal life more private, then she turns up on the arm of fellow publicity hound Kanye West! These two narcissists are a match made in heaven. They both consider themselves to be fashion experts and designers while taking credit for the talents of others. And they both love fame. Kanye used to parade his girlfriend Amber Rose around in ridiculously skimpy outfits to draw the paparazzi attention. As a pair, these two will be GUARANTEED attention from the press. And THAT will come in handy for Kanye’s new record release.

THIS IS DEMI MOORE’S BOYFRIEND? WE’RE NOT BUYING IT…

Our first reaction to the claim that Demi Moore is now dating this guy Scott-Vincent Borba was to laugh out loud. He’s in the beauty business and sells skin care products. Really, judging by the photo above, he quite probably prefers the company of men. Note that he’s wearing makeup in the picture and he’s also vague about his age – he admits to “mid thirties.” We’re guessing a friend or employee of Scott-Vincent “leaked” the story to a gullible reporter at his urging and now he’s enjoying notoriety he didn’t have before. It’s good for his business!

LIKE CRAZY: A REALISTIC AND SENSITIVE LOOK AT ROMANCE

For moviegoers who love romantic stories, “Like Crazy” is a movie you can sink your teeth into. No famous stars – Anton Yelchin and Felicity Jones play teens who fall in love with the incredible longing and passion that usually only happens once in a lifetime. Maybe the not-so-familiar actors make the whole story more real and identifiable. The story tracks the evolution of young romance over the years and all the changes and hurt feelings that are inevitable. It’s so REAL it will bring back the emotions you had during that special college relationship. Sometime it’s even painful to watch, but that’s how love is.

LEANN RIMES AND EDDIE CIBRIAN ARE STILL HANGING ON TO EACH OTHER

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been enduring a number of bumps in the road since they fell in love and left their mates for each other. Leann’s divorce is final, but Eddie’s is still pending and he recently lost his job on “CSI: Miami” when his contract was not renewed. This month the lease was up on his apartment and he moved into Leann’s house. Not only does LeAnn have to support an unemployed actor, but she knows that his Catholic parents do NOT approve of their relationship and consider her a homewrecker. Eddie is hoping to change their minds before he and LeAnn wed.

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO RIHANNA AND DODGER MATT KEMP

Much to our surprise, Rihanna’s originally fixed up ”romance” with Matt Kemp is developing nicely. Reps for Rihanna and Matt, a Dodger, put the two together for publicity reasons a few months back. Rihanna wanted to look like she had a boyfriend and had moved on from the Chris Brown incident, and little known Matt Kemp needed some publicity- so they were a great match. They hung out and were photographed together, and a funny thing happened- they struck up a friendship. The friendship gradually developed into a genuine relationship and now the two are dating FOR REAL! (Above, they’re leaving a West Hollywood restaurant together)

CHARLIZE THERON AND KEANU REEVES: HAS FRIENDSHIP TURNED INTO ROMANCE?

Let’s examine that kiss that Keanu Reeves laid on Charlize Theron last night as they were leaving Bouchon restaurant in Beverly Hills. (They got into separate cars.) Is it a romance? Both are single now, so it could go either way, but they HAVE been friends since they filmed “Sweet November” together in 2001. “The Devil’s Advocate” followed that. The fact that they arrived separately and actually kissed in a place where they could be SEEN, indicates a mere friendship. But the fact that Charlize slid her hands UNDER Keanu’s coat when the smack took place, indicates that they are VERY friendly. It could go either way.

WAS MICHAEL JACKSON A CHUBBY CHASER?

Michael Jackson’s so-called friend, Dr Arnie Klein, (Photo left) didn’t realize what a bomb he dropped when he offhandedly told TMZ that Michael had an affair with his office manager! Dr Klein insisted that Jason Pfeiffer(Photo right) was “the love of Michael’s life” and believes their two month fling was Michael’s first and only gay relationship. Klein told TMZ he hopes this info will “clear up rumors that Michael was a pedophile.” Michael Jackson’s fans didn’t take this information well – they threatened to kill Klein and Pfeiffer, who now have bodyguards! What shocks us most is the idea of Michael, who was always obsessed with weight, romancing such a chubby guy. THAT’S the part of the story that doesn’t quite ring true to us. But Michael was always full of surprises.

GERARD BUTLER IS JENNIFER ANISTON’S SPECIAL GUEST IN CABO

We’re really happy to see Jennifer Aniston having some fun in the sun with Gerard Butler. Why Not? Gerard, who costarred with Jen in “The Bounty Hunter,” flew down to Cabo after Jen arrived with her friends Courteney Cox and David Arquette, Sheryl Crowe, and others. Apparently the group has a big hacienda with private guest houses on the property. Jen and Gerard stayed in a little casita not far from the main house. Gerard has the binoculars – is he looking for paparazzi? Jen is standing behind him. Nice way to spend a week.