Prince Frederic von Anhalt

ZSA ZSA GABOR’S PRINCE FREDERIC WANTS A BABY BOY!

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederic figured out yet another away to get some publicity. According to the prince’s favorite news source, TMZ, he claims he’s planning to have a surrogate child with an egg donor. It’s a horrifying prospect – the idea of this guy being responsible for a baby! We’re trying to figure how he could possibly benefit financially from having a baby because it’s a safe bet he has some sort of wacky scheme. Francesca Hilton’s inheritance is not in jeopardy because she IS the only child of Zsa Zsa. As for Zsa Zsa, 95, insiders say she is incommunicative due to dementia so she’s oblivious of the whole plan. Not long ago, the prince put Zsa Zsa’s house up for sale because he said they were “broke” but now he says he’s paying $100,000 for the surrogate services.

“PRINCE” FREDERICK SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ZSA ZSA

Shame, shame, shame on Zsa Zsa Gabor’s so called “Prince” for setting up this photo op and selling the pictures (with himself prominently featured, of course) ! We’re all happy that she was able to celebrate her 94th birthday, although “Prince” Frederick saw to it that her own daughter Francesca was not invited to participate. Anyone familiar with Zsa Zsa, knows that she would NEVER have willingly posed for a photo without having her hair and makeup done! Apparently she is too out of it to protest, and her greedy husband propped her up and took advantage. This isn’t the first time he’s had her photographed for profit when she’s too ill to object. It’s disrespectful and we understand why Francesca loathes the “prince” whom SHE prefers to call the “queen.”

HEY PRINCE FREDERIC, WHAT’S WITH THE TOILETS IN THE GARDEN?

Never one to pass up the opportunity to arrange a press conference, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt gathered reporters and real estate agents to take a tour of his wife’s Bel Air house, which was just put on the market. The Prince managed to have the house tidied up in advance of the open house but he forgot about the garden – and the two discarded toilets sitting there.

ZSA ZSA’S PRINCE IS SELLING THE HOUSE FROM UNDER HER

It had to happen. Zsa Zsa Gabor is still recovering from her leg amputation in the hospital, and her husband Frederick Von Anhalt has already put their house on the market. And according to our observant friend at The Real Estalker, he has exaggerated the details to TMZ. The “Prince” claims the Bel Air house is “roughly” 8000 sq ft and has 26 rooms while property tax records indicate the house measures 6,647 sq ft with 4 bedrooms and 5 baths. The Prince is asking 25 to 28 million for the house but we predict it will have trouble passing inspections. A peek inside the house reveals it hasn’t been updated or adequately maintained and the thrifty Prince has been known to climb up on the roof to repair leaks himself! The Prince plans to move with Zsa Zsa into a comparatively modest 1.5 million dollar condo in Westwood. We wonder what Francesca Hilton thinks about all this.

ZSA ZSA’S HUSBAND FREDERIC WANTS TO BE PRINCE GABOR

Since Zsa Zsa Gabor’s squirrely husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt announced that he planned to change his last name to Gabor as a “tribute” to his elderly and ailing wife and to carry on the family name, we have been pondering his motivation. It has been suggested that Frederic is hoping to sell licenses to companies to use his wife’s image and name to sell products such as perfume, jewelry and memorabilia. Of COURSE! However, the Prince may not realize he has Zsa Zsa’s daughter to deal with. Certainly Francesca -whose full name is Francesca Gabor Hilton– will have a thing or two to say about THAT- she IS after all, related to Zsa Zsa by blood.

WE HAVE A FEELING “PLASTINATION” IS NOT WHAT ZSA ZSA HAD IN MIND

We don’t know if that story about Prince von Anhalt wanting to have his wife Zsa Zsa’s body “plastinated” when she dies is true because it came from an obscure German newspaper. According to the rumor, the Prince wants the German anatomist who created those plastinated people with veins and tendons intact now touring in museums, to immortalize Zsa Zsa. He wants her dressed up in a movie role and exhibited for the world to see (for a price, no doubt.) This crazy story reminds us that Zsa Zsa was really famous not for her looks so much as her zany and outspoken personality, as is illustrated in this 1986 video with Dame Edna.

WHEN ZSA ZSA FELL OUT OF BED, PRINCE FREDERIC CALLED THE PRESS BEFORE HE CALLED 911

Various websites have been writing that Zsa Zsa Gabor and her daughter Francesca Hilton have had a “deathbed reunion” after being estranged for many years. In fact, they have never been estranged. For the past eight years, while Zsa Zsa has been confined at her home, she’s been on the phone with her daughter just about every day. Sources tell us that Zsa Zsa’s eccentric husband Frederic Von Anhalt refuses to allow Francesca to come into the house to see her mother- hence the phone relationship. Francesca was at the hospital every day with Zsa Zsa while Frederic was out having press conferences. We were frankly horrified to learn that Frederic invited paparazzi to witness Zsa Zsa being brought home in an ambulance, looking and feeling awful. Many unflattering photos were taken. Despite dire predictions, for the time being Zsa Zsa is eating and recovering at home. Incidentally, there seems to be no truth to the Prince’s claim that he and Zsa Zsa were victims of Bernie Madoff.

DOES ZSA ZSA KNOW SHE IS FUNDING PRINCE FREDERIC’S RUN FOR GOVERNOR?

Does housebound Zsa Zsa Gabor know WHAT her husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt is spending her money on? We didn’t realize he had a fancy horse drawn carriage in the West Hollywood Gay Parade and a huge banner saying PRINCE FOR GOVERNOR.COM. Mr Gabor, who declared himself an independent candidate for Governor of California, wore a lavish military outfit with fringed epaulets and riding boots and, best of all, he was smoking a huge smelly cigar! He is undoubtedly distraught since his favorite Starbucks in West Hollywood banned smoking to 20 feet from the door.