Parents

GWYNETH PALTROW WONDERS WHY PEOPLE PICK ON HER

At last. Someone has figured out what makes Gwyneth Paltrow so consistently annoying. According to writer Keli Goff at TheLoop21.com, the problem is that Gwyneth openly brags “My work ethic is the reason I’m successful. Everything in my life is good because I worked my ass off to get it and maintain it.” Keli brilliantly points out that like a lot of privileged people, Gwyneth is under the delusion that she EARNED everything she has and has the audacity to gloat about it. She’s one of those rich people with rich parents who think HARD WORK got them where they are. In other words, people who were BORN on 3rd base and act like they hit a triple. We suggest you read Keli’s entire satisfying diatribe. Gwyneth should read it too.

By Janet / April 19, 2011

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Distraction Hair! Height Challenged Justin Bieber Parents

JUSTIN BIEBER CLEVERLY DIVERTS ATTENTION TO HIS HAIR

Justin Bieber fans who are expecting him to have a growth spurt now that he’s turning seventeen on March 1, are in for a disappointment. He’s probably destined to be a shortie for life because he has tiny parents. His mom Pattie is 4’8” (Snooki size) and his father Jeremy is 5’5.” Genes rule, so Justin, who claims to be 5’5” in shoes, might not have far to go. We’re thinking he was embarrassed by some his own lame comments to Rolling Stone (about abortion and thinking the 1969 Apollo moon landing was a “conspiracy,” for instance) and THAT’S why he decided to divert attention to a new haircut.

By Janet / February 22, 2011

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"Footloose" Couples Julianne Hough Parents Ryan Seacrest

RYAN SEACREST AND JULIANNE HOUGH: ENTER THE PARENTS

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have quietly brought their relationship to the next level. In June, Ryan met Julianne’s parents and family at her sister’s birthday party in their hometown Nashville. Now Julianne happens to be filming “Footloose” in Atlanta, and she went out to dinner with Ryan’s parents Connie and Gary who live there. Ryan was back in LA working when Julianne and the senior Seacrests dined on cod and asparagus at Bistro Niko. This parental involvement is a good sign that the romance might last awhile.

By Janet / August 24, 2010

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Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Kids Parents

THE JOLIE-PITT KIDS HAVE A HAPPY DAY WITH GRANDPARENTS

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

It’s hard to figure why people feel SORRY for the Jolie-Pitt kids, despite their changing addresses every few months. It’s a small price to pay when you have so many more experiences than most people ever dream about. These kids are not only educated at home but they experience the WORLD together. And they seem to have a warm supportive family! Brad Pitt’s parents are the sweetest grandparents (he had a great childhood himself.) William and Jane Pitt took the older kids on an outing in Venice while their mother was filming. Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, and Pax are in good hands.

By Janet / April 16, 2010

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