Kirstie Alley’s Big Life

PAPARAZZI BEWARE: KIRSTIE ALLEY IS LOOKING FOR BLOOD!

Kirstie Alley has declared WAR on the paparazzi that she claims are staked out in front of her house day and night. (All this, despite the fact that she’s busy drumming up publicity for her new series “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life.”) Kirstie hired a private investigator (a Scientologist, we presume) to get their license plates, and check into their backgrounds, hoping for dirt. She turned in one snapper to the police when it was discovered that he was a sex offender. Illegal immigrants, consider yourself warned!

“KIRSTIE ALLEY’S BIG LIFE” RUBS SOME PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY

The Kirstie Alley backlash has begun. LA Times TV critic Mary McNamara is fed up with Kirstie and has had “enough of her complaining, fawning assistants, and tricked-out gym.” She says things have changed since Kirstie’s show “Fat Actress” – “it’s a recession now and obesity is considered a medical epidemic.” In other words, it’s not so funny to see Kirstie sitting on her ample rear in her fancy gym in her mansion, screaming like a fishwife for her personal assistant. And complaining about the tabloids when you’re launching a reality show is “just plain stupid.” The critic has little empathy for the self-centered, spoiled actress and would rather see Kirstie lose weight while doing volunteer work in Haiti or some such place. “Losing weight does not make you a better person – just a thinner person.”

KIRSTIE ALLEY PUT SCIENTOLOGY INTO THE WEIGHT LOSS BUSINESS

Kirstie Alley’s new TV reality series “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life” on A&E, has been described as an “infomercial for Scientology” and we heartily agree. Personally we are fans of Kirstie as an actress and a personality, but our admiration is marred by her devotion to Scientology. Along with her show, Kirstie has hatched a weight loss system that she brazenly promoted on Oprah the other day. The system called ”Organic Liaison” consists of eating plans and powder mixtures to suppress appetite. It costs $139 to start with the “Rescue Kit” plus annual membership of $89 and many extras. The company is run by Scientologists near their Clearwater, Florida headquarters. Kirstie has put Scientology into the weight loss business! We’d rather give our money to Jenny Craig.