Katy Perry

KATY PERRY: WORST BEACH LOOK EVER

Okay, Katy Perry has REALLY white skin and has to be careful under the sun, but is that an excuse to enjoy a beach outing looking like THIS? Nobody would have recognized her if she was alone, but Orlando Bloom was also in their group, and looking quite good. (Katy’s mom is right behind her and Daisy is in her arms.) But Katy, that AWFUL hat and that equally unflattering muumuu beach cover is a criminal combination for such an attractive woman, and in this case, even the mask is not flattering. (As we all know, some people look BETTER in a mask.) You don’t have to be stick-thin to look decent on the beach. In this get-up, she could be mistaken for Orlando’s mother. Has Katy forgotten that she is more than a mom- she’s a major celebrity!

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ORLANDO BLOOM IS BROKENHEARTED

It’s touching to see how distraught Orlando Bloom is over the loss of his poodle Mighty. The pup escaped somehow from his Montecito home on Wednesday and Orlando has been a wreck ever since. Orlando and Mighty were inseparable, and often rode his motorcycle together. He and fiancée Katy Perry put up dozens of signs offering $5000 reward for the return of Mighty. Katy has a lookalike pup named Nugget, supposedly from the same litter as Mighty, so the dogs are bonded like their owners. We noticed the warning on the sign “DO NOT CHASE” – we have a similar dog and they are skittish and tend to run VERY fast into the middle of the street when chased! We REALLY hope Orlando gets his micro-chipped and collared dog back! Small cute dogs are the LEAST likely to be returned!

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JUST ANOTHER CALIFORNIA GIRL? HARDLY!

It’s very HOT today and this woman in layers of lavender minding her own business in Beverly Hills has no idea that she’s been photographed. She actually looks no different than a lot of housewives in the neighborhood. But Beverly Hills has one thing most neighborhoods don’t have – paparazzi. Without makeup, Katy Perry almost got away unrecognized, but that lavender outfit attracted too much attention. We can’t say it’s one of Katy’s better looks…

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WHAT WAS KATY PERRY THINKING?

Katy Perry looks more like somebody’s Aunt Vera, than a pop star in this awful Christmas inspired get-up. SOME celebrities are in dire need of stylists even when they are NOT on the red carpet. Katy usually looks nice when she is dressed for an event, but when she’s left to her own devices, bad things happen. What she lacks in style, however, Katy makes up for with her good heart. She performed, dressed like this, at a Malibu benefit concert for the Woolsey fire victims held in Calabasas.

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WORST AND BEST DRESSED AT THE MET GALA

WORST: Katy Perry should FIRE her stylist or whatever designer put her in this get-up. Not only is it sadly reminiscent of a tacky Victoria’s Secret angel costume, but it’s downright unflattering to the max. And we’re betting Katy took up more room than any other person at the party. SOMEBODY had to be Worst Dressed and Katy was winner by a mile.

BEST: There were lots of creative and glamorous gowns (except Rihanna – ditch that Pope hat!) but we fell in love with the simplicity and power of Zendaya’s Joan of Arc look. It almost looks like it’s made of metal and radiates with female power – but not hyper-sexuality. The 21 year old singer/actress (and former Disney star) just oozes female superiority.

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WHAT DID YOU REALLY THINK OF KATY PERRY AS MTV VIDEO AWARDS HOST?

Katy Perry gave us a lot to look at while hosting the VMA Awards – a total of TEN different outfits – all of them okay, but not drop dead brilliant. What was REALLY awkward was Katy’s monologue and commentary between award introductions. She tried to toss off some jokes, but the audience just FROZE and squirmed and didn’t laugh at all. In fact they looked bored while she was speaking. Audience close-ups revealed nothing but YAWNS! It was repeatedly embarrassing but Katy carried on. It makes one wonder – did writers DESERT her? When a stand-up comic hosts, we can depend on a lot of timely laughs because they have great writers. What happened to Katy? She TRIED, but she flopped big time as a spontaneous host. Looks aren’t EVERYTHING.

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KATY PERRY MASH-UP AT THE MET GALA: ALMOST THE WORST DRESSED

Martin Margiela just might be in a twist over Katy Perry’s Maison Margiela dress at the Met Gala, which was custom designed by John Galliano, who took his place. Katy’s gown was the antithesis of Margiela’s fashion theory of shocking simplicity with avant-garde shapes. Galliano’s red dress is gaudy and fussy and loaded with ruffles and straps – resulting in a pleasantly colored shapeless mass. When it comes to designing, Galliano doesn’t make a lot of mistakes, but this is one of them…

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THAT’S KATY PERRY IN HER HILLARY CLINTON HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

When Katy Perry gets behind a candidate, she goes all the way. Katy and a male companion (so far unidentified) attended Kate Hudson’s Halloween party dressed as the Clintons! Talk about attention to detail! These costumes obviously took HOURS of makeup and facial appendages. Katy got all the accessories right. It looks like several friends tagged along as Secret Service people. We can’t imagine her NOT winning “Best Costume” for this effort.

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KATY PERRY DOES AN AMAZING LADY GAGA IMITATION AT THE MET GALA

Not only is Katy Perry wearing something Lady Gaga would love, but she’s got her FACE! You don’t usually see Katy in a deliberately unflattering outfit like Gaga, but she topped her with this one. The beehive hair is startling, but to be honest, Amy Winehouse did it better. Her ensemble DOES reflect the theme of the party: Fashion in the age of Technology – but it’s easy to see why she didn’t bring a boyfriend.

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